1 00:00:07,935 --> 00:00:10,870 --== Subtitles by IScrew ==-- 2 00:00:11,129 --> 00:00:16,724 Translation: chiaradaisy, fedi_rai valefirth, gelsomina85 [IScrew] 3 00:00:17,329 --> 00:00:20,546 Come and visit us on: 4 00:00:21,029 --> 00:00:26,946 www.italianshare.net Section: ISubs Movies 5 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,080 IScrew presents 6 00:00:31,873 --> 00:00:35,704 'Everyone wants to be Italian' 7 00:00:36,129 --> 00:00:39,624 Review: chiaradaisy [IScrew] 8 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,704 $3,500? 9 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:48,872 But it's the best, right? This material. 10 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:51,850 - It'll be perfect. - Mr. Bianchi... 11 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,683 It's the most beautiful suit in the world. 12 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:57,615 Can you get it ready for 4? 13 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:06,829 Can you get it ready by 4 or not? 14 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:11,863 - There are no problems. - Done deal. 15 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,533 Well, see you at 4. Thanks. 16 00:01:18,044 --> 00:01:21,207 We give him this suit, we change it. It costs less. 17 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:24,648 It's your size, ready made. He'll never notice. 18 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:26,675 It's not a problem, OK? 19 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:56,278 How are we doing, everything okay? It's nice to see you. 20 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:57,305 HI. 21 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:08,424 Nice, huh? She, she's beautiful. 22 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,622 You are a lucky guy. 23 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:13,154 Here, don't leave it lying around. 24 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:15,292 Jackie, I can't take your money. 25 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,633 That. 26 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:22,865 The same story every year. You buy an anniversary ring, 27 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,900 and the same thing always happens. 28 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:28,109 It's a great choice, but it's not cheap. 29 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,581 She deserves the best. 30 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:32,414 What are you doing? It's an expensive ring. 31 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:35,910 You want to have him put a zircon from my cousin Frankie? 32 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,116 I need it by 4. 33 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,524 Boy, are you kidding? 34 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,425 By 4? 35 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:44,453 What am I, a wizard? 36 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,192 But go away! 37 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:48,132 What? Carla! 38 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,160 - It's my grandmother's lipstick! - How is it going? 39 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:53,536 Hey, Jake, how's it going? Carla! 40 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:56,098 - Did you have time to... - He's a friend of mine, Carla, please! 41 00:02:56,142 --> 00:02:59,600 - Think of your friend! - Carla, please! 42 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,477 - How's it going, Sean? - How is it going? 43 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,675 - Well. Mikey! - Hey, Jake! 44 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:05,343 - How is it going? - How's it going? 45 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:08,843 - Well. Hey, Bill, Paul, how's it going? - Jackie, how's it going? 46 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:11,322 I am fine. Perfect day to be in love, right? 47 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,415 - Hey. - Hey. 48 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:13,948 Will you give me the bar? 49 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:18,293 I want flowers as beautiful as they look taken from a street stall. 50 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:21,323 - It will take days, how much time do you give me? - Two hours. 51 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:22,857 - Forget it. - I need it by 4. 52 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:24,233 - I don't care. - 4.30pm then. 53 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:25,999 - No. - I have to surprise her at 5. 54 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,564 I won't give in to your madness. 55 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:30,371 Teresa, you know that I am a faithful man, 56 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:33,675 but if I don't take them from you, I'll go to someone else. 57 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:38,046 You're a romantic fool. 58 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:42,413 And you make me vomit with this girl. 59 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:44,446 They will be ready. 60 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:47,653 - Go away. - At 4. 61 00:03:57,870 --> 00:03:59,667 Good morning, guys. 62 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:02,197 You deigned to arrive, Princess. 63 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,678 - We're not full, of course. - What should I do? 64 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:08,180 Take the heads off these for Mrs. Fiorentino. 65 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:11,206 I can't, I'll place the orders. No fish today. 66 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,446 Oh, no. I place the orders. 67 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:15,920 Ah-ha. It's March 19th. 68 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,288 - Are you out of your mind? - Have you gone crazy? 69 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:21,555 What? What is it? 70 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:34,632 - It looks different. - What? 71 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:37,234 Is this the outfit I chose? 72 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:41,413 - You don't like it anymore? - He's fine, but... 73 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:46,077 - It seems different, I don't know. - The gentleman is fantastic, isn't he? 74 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:52,055 Well, because this young man feels as beautiful as the sun. 75 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:03,295 Isabella, I love you more today than when... 76 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:05,968 I loved you... 77 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:08,940 Isabella, you are more beautiful than... 78 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,273 Of your s... the breath spray! 79 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:13,905 It's ridiculous. 80 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:17,148 Hey! Mrs. Cordova! 81 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,878 How are you? 82 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,345 Oh... mmm... Always good. 83 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:25,380 I hate you, Mrs. Cordova. 84 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:37,761 Who is he? 85 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,271 Your father. Open me up. 86 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,396 You are not my father! 87 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:44,001 How do you know? Have you ever taken a DNA test? 88 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:46,645 Go play with your brothers. 89 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:47,172 Jake. 90 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,772 Happy anniversary! 91 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,510 Come on, open up to me, I have something for you. 92 00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:53,110 Do we have to do this every year? 93 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:56,553 Come on, let me up. This one what's burning my pocket. 94 00:05:57,156 --> 00:06:00,557 I miss you so much. I just want to talk. 95 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:03,027 Jake. What the hell are you doing? 96 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:04,656 Yeah, what the hell are you doing? 97 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:06,156 It's our anniversary. 98 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,327 You don't have an anniversary, Jake. He dumped you. 99 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,360 8 years ago. 100 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:11,860 8 years ago! 101 00:06:11,904 --> 00:06:14,168 It was a misunderstanding. We'll fix it. 102 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,335 - A misunderstanding? - I'll get her back to me. 103 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:21,006 Jake, this is my family. This is the reality. 104 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:24,414 This fact is between Isabella and me. You have nothing to do with it. 105 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,145 - She's my wife! - She's my girlfriend! 106 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:27,709 - We're married. - It's not my fault. 107 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:30,052 Yes, actually, it is. 108 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:31,716 Jake, please leave. 109 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:41,061 What did you expect, idiot? 110 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:44,900 8 years. You have a serious problem, solve it. 111 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:48,468 - He's my soulmate. - Your soulmate with three children. 112 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:51,341 - We've had our problems. - I would say! 113 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:53,902 - You cheated on her with her sister. - And her best friend. 114 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:56,039 And her best friend, in his parents' bed. 115 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,949 It's a once in a lifetime opportunity. As if you wouldn't have done it. 116 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:03,081 If you were truly soul mates, you should have thought about it before you screwed his sister. 117 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:04,113 And her best friend. 118 00:07:04,115 --> 00:07:05,113 And her best friend. 119 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,422 In his parents' bed! You have dishonored their bed. 120 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:10,258 I'm a man. It's... it's not my fault. 121 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:14,027 8 years. It's psychotic, really. 122 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:17,399 I'm not psychotic, Steve. I'm... I'm sick. 123 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,837 - Do you know what Freud says? - No, I don't know. 124 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,363 2 and a half to 4 years is fine. 125 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:24,933 What's more, it's clinically psychotic. 126 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:27,946 I know what you're trying to do, guys, OK? And I appreciate it. 127 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:30,107 But Isabella is my soulmate. 128 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:33,312 Oh, crap! There is no such thing as a soul mate. 129 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:35,445 You only want it because you can't have it. 130 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,780 That's right, and she's hot. 131 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:38,480 And I love her! 132 00:07:38,524 --> 00:07:41,357 'And I love her, I love her!' What an idiot. 133 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:43,760 If you loved her so much, why did you leave her 4 times? 134 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:46,526 Because... I needed time. 135 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:49,761 - Do you know what Freud says? - I don't care what Freud says. 136 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,770 He's still my soulmate. 137 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:55,365 Look, soul mates they are like fish. They are everywhere. 138 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,638 People fall in love through proximity. 139 00:07:57,677 --> 00:07:58,974 It has nothing to do with heaven. 140 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:02,208 There is a period when two people get along. 141 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:05,684 It doesn't matter who they are. It matters who is there at the time. 142 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:07,777 But when that period ends... 143 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,789 Smash! Nothing, nothing. 144 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:13,992 Nothing. 145 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:16,886 Did Freud say that? 146 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:18,521 Yes, Freud said it. 147 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:21,624 You think I thought of it this shit? It's too deep. 148 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,992 Okay, listen. 149 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:26,334 You have to get back in the race. Change the bait. 150 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:29,273 - Put the fishing rod back in the water. - I'm still in the race. 151 00:08:29,308 --> 00:08:31,776 I'll get her back to me. 152 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:36,471 Miles! Come on, little one. 153 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:38,945 Miles! 154 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:41,351 Have you lost an animal? 155 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:43,617 Yes, but cats they don't go far away, 156 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:45,817 It'll be around here. 157 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:49,450 In reality, you know that felines hunt for kilometers 158 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:52,123 outside its territory. 159 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:57,192 There he is, there. 160 00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:59,602 - Do you see it? - Oh, good. 161 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,332 I know what he wants. 162 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,339 Tasty. 163 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,982 - Thank you. - No problem. 164 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:16,182 Give him a few minutes. The smell is irresistible. 165 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,150 I'm almost done with the lessons. 166 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:24,895 Evening classes, you know? To get your degree. 167 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:30,500 - I don't just know fish, you know? - Certain. 168 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:32,663 Psychology. 169 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:37,199 The study of that much sick of real oddities. 170 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,012 Yes, well. 171 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,042 So. 172 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:54,558 - Are you involved? - Depends on what you mean. 173 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,528 I mean, are you busy with someone? 174 00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:59,122 Do you want to spend time with someone? 175 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:01,224 You would be interested on a date? 176 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,531 Yeah... I'm not looking for any, actually. 177 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,634 Oh, no, no, no, not with me! I'm married, look, I have the ring. 178 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:11,507 It's for a friend of mine, a boy who works in the shop. 179 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:14,911 That asshole he can't find a wife. 180 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,108 Yes, I'm quite busy. 181 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:19,140 Of course, we're all busy. 182 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:21,378 Excuse me. 183 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:25,751 Excuse me. 184 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:30,428 Come on, are you single or not? 185 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,055 - In theory I'm single, but... - Yes! 186 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:37,069 - Yes'! Stay here. - No, no, I don't want to. 187 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:39,128 - Stay there. I beg you! - Hate. 188 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:41,162 Don't move! 189 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,175 Gianluca, come here. You come. 190 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,939 - Thanks, but I'm seeing... - Come. 191 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,310 - A person... - Gianluca... 192 00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:50,713 - What did I tell you? - Oh, yes, she's beautiful. 193 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,843 - Yes'. - I should see her without clothes. 194 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:54,250 - Certain. - Excuse me? 195 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:56,516 - The hips are shapely, just right for childbirth. - Sweet, huh? 196 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:58,079 - Can you turn around? - No. 197 00:10:58,124 --> 00:10:59,523 - Turn around. - Let me get a look at you. 198 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:01,788 - Wait, wait. - It's perfect, let's put it together. 199 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,455 - Are you available? - No, not really. 200 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:08,194 Come on, it's beautiful! 1.80 m tall. Abs like Michelangelo's David. 201 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,964 We'll bring it to the next party for Italian singles, you will find us there. 202 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:14,598 If you like it, wink. If you don't like it, you leave. 203 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:18,007 - There are no obligations, he won't know. - The Italian singles party? 204 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,376 - I don't think so, I'm not even... - It's fun! 205 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:24,474 A lot of Italians who they sing and dance. What more do you want? 206 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:27,316 Listen to me. Lots of food. 207 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,980 - Food. - Drinking, dancing. 208 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,956 - Girls. - The best: single Italian girls! 209 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:34,221 - What more do you want? - What more do I want? 210 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:38,026 How about forks stuck in your eyes? Bamboo shoots under your nails? 211 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:42,467 - No, bad idea, he's not Italian. - Nobody will know. 212 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:45,937 I don't want to pretend to be Italian to go out with a group of guys 213 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:48,405 with gold chains and half-unbuttoned shirts. 214 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,375 - What? - Are you too handsome to be Italian? 215 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,639 - Everyone wants to be Italian. - I am not interested. 216 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:56,170 It's a party. Get to know people, listen to Italian music 217 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,342 come down to our level and dance a little. 218 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,784 - I'm not Italian! - Nobody will know! 219 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,348 Yes'! 220 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,448 Everyone wants to be Italian. 221 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,150 - Come on. - Listen to him. 222 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,325 Oh, Marisa! 223 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:15,131 Get something to eat. Eat little, come on. 224 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,397 Sorry, tonight I can't, but thanks. 225 00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:19,768 But you're so skinny! 226 00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:21,670 Oh, you need a man. 227 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,800 In fact, that's why I'm here. 228 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:27,041 Do you know a certain Italian place? 229 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,014 An Italian place? A place for singles? 230 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,711 - But you're not Italian! - No, I know. 231 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,846 But they invited me there to meet a boy. 232 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,981 An Italian? No, no, no. 233 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:40,787 Don't get into trouble with an Italian. 234 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,761 I'm 42 years old was married to an Italian. 235 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,890 37 times he cheated on me, that bastard! 236 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,162 And that's just them which I became aware of. 237 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:50,964 But you loved him. 238 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,436 Love? 239 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:58,342 Yes, certainly. He was my soulmate. 240 00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,902 But you, you are not Italian. 241 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,675 And I'll tell you something. 242 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:07,914 Italian men never marry, never a non-Italian woman. 243 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,513 They play with you. Oh, yes, he likes to do that. 244 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,319 And then they break your heart. 245 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:15,816 No, you find yourself a good Dane or 246 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:20,088 an Irishman. 247 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,072 Oh, damn. 248 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:39,744 What I would give for that. 249 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,616 I know, I know. 250 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:47,587 - And her? - It's not bad. 251 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,560 - Isn't that bad? - She's cute. 252 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:52,029 - What do you mean, 'it's not bad'? - Come on. 253 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,464 You have prejudices towards the most beautiful women in the world? 254 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,491 No, but I'm in love. You know it. 255 00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:58,093 - 'Oh, I'm in love'. - Listen... 256 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,435 This thing here, This one is all yours. 257 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:03,032 Steve and I, we're married. You owe us all this. 258 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,201 Oh, do I owe you all this? 259 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:07,371 I owe you the fact that I can choose girls in a single Italian bar? 260 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:10,211 - Certain. - It's not for me. 261 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:21,459 - Hey, hey. - What do you think of her? 262 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,531 - Oh, he just looked at you. - She's beautiful, yes. 263 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,129 It's a nice little tidbit. 264 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,300 Cast the hook and reel her in. 265 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:40,676 She's beautiful, I'll give you that. But I don't... I don't... I care. 266 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,985 Stop staring at her. 267 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,917 - What the hell are you doing? - You're a sea lion. Roar. 268 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,952 - Sea lions are barking, idiot. - Alright'. 269 00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,362 That Guido stuff It doesn't work with pretty girls. 270 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,387 Yes, you say? 271 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:03,026 - He's coming. - He's coming here. 272 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:06,697 - Think of something to say to her. - Were you whistling at me? 273 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:10,174 No, I, it was, my... 274 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,006 - My name is Marisa. -Jake. How is it going? 275 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,205 - Pleased to meet you. 00:15:17,773 I think you have them made my underwear melt. 277 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:21,345 I didn't do... anything. My underwear is fine. 278 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,480 Oh, good to know. 279 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,285 - Shall we sit down? - Yes'. 280 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:26,518 - Yes'? - Yes'. 281 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:28,219 - Well. - Yes'. 282 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,161 - At the bar? Otherwise they continue. - All right. 283 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:33,061 Ninth. Go get her a drink. 284 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:36,556 Put it on paper. It's a company expense. 285 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,832 I'll take care of her. 286 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,070 - What do you think? - You were terrible. 287 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,099 But, he's... 288 00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,702 - It's cute. - Yes'. 289 00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:48,372 - I have to admit it. - It's elegant. 290 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,075 - Fun. - Very lively. 291 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,481 - Very ironic. - Smart. 292 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,110 - OK, good. - He loves children. 293 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,984 - Really? - Yes, he loves children. 294 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,648 - He gets along well with them. - Yes. 295 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,180 - I like. - We did well, huh? 296 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:00,691 I think so'. 297 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,388 Oh, here it comes. He arrives. 298 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,057 Here is the prodigal son back. 299 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,566 Idiot number 1, idiot number 2. 300 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,160 Thanks, I'll take it as a compliment. 301 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,932 - To the beauty. - Here's to the beauty! 302 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:20,236 - Pretty. - And the beasts. 303 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,077 So, I've missed everything so far. 304 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:27,574 Why do you say that, Jake? We only talked about true love. 305 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:30,884 Marisa, believe it or not, He doesn't believe in soul mates. 306 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,255 - He thinks it's bullshit. - I didn't say that. 307 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,021 - Yes it is. - No, I didn't say that. 308 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,960 Yes indeed! 309 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,488 Don't listen to them. They make fun of me because I believe in true love. 310 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:44,696 Well, me too. And I believe in soul mates. 311 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,932 Oh, come on, that's nonsense. 312 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:50,032 It's like this, because at all times any two can come together. 313 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,940 They must know that the other exists. 314 00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:56,607 Life is an infinite chaos with people struggling to exist. 315 00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:59,113 - How profound. - Thank you. 316 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,085 - He knows psychology. - Already'. 317 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,645 Listen, let me explain in simple words. 318 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,657 'Simple' is the key word. 319 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,522 Now, let's take you, for example. 320 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,493 - You're a sexy little thing. - Oh, Christ. 321 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:13,362 Then why don't you be a model of underwear for a Victoria's Secret catalogue? 322 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,264 - There's a point somewhere. - I hope so. 323 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,064 - OK. - It's because no one knows you exist. 324 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:21,038 But the right photo in the hands of the right people... 325 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:24,565 and out of the blue you create gods 13 year old wankers all over the world. 326 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,544 Why? 327 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:29,376 Because now they know you exist. 328 00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:31,812 - I'm very sorry. - Wow. 329 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,580 I thought there was a point, somewhere. 330 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,815 No, I understand. I mean, it makes sense. 331 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,722 Does it make sense? Really? 332 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,089 - No, he doesn't. - OK. 333 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,822 You know what? Allow me to ask you a question. Because... 334 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:46,422 Because a beautiful woman and attractive like you comes here 335 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,797 to come across in two guys like them? 336 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,233 I do not know. 337 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,829 Maybe I'm just looking to understand what men exist. 338 00:17:54,606 --> 00:18:00,203 Well, maybe he's here to find a handsome Italian like our Jake. 339 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,948 In reality they are not my friends. 340 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,884 Ouch! 341 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,286 Ah I'm hurt, really. 342 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,731 - At that time? - Then what? 343 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,065 - What happened? - Let us live vicariously through you. 344 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,970 - That was sweet. - Sweet? Chocolate is sweet! 345 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,974 That girl can strip paint a handle with his smile! 346 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:32,568 Exact. What happened? 347 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,340 We passed a beautiful evening, you know? 348 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:37,212 We spent some time together, we talked a bit... 349 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,843 - And then... we went home. - Did you go home? 350 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,445 - Did you throw her at her house? - Nothing like that. 351 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,082 Come on. You don't have... 352 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,615 You did it. You did it, you did it. Did you do it? 353 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:50,423 No, I didn't, I didn't done. I didn't do anything. 354 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,226 What do you want me to tell you? We have had a nice evening. She's cute. 355 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,790 But they still are in love with Isabella. 356 00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:01,133 OK. Listen. 357 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:04,802 Just tell me, please, tell me that you asked for her phone number... 358 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,812 - so you show us a sliver of intelligence. - Yeah. 359 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:13,181 - I'm going to cry, Pops. - Incredible. 360 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,083 A man should cry. 361 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,850 I can't believe it. How could you screw everything up? 362 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,484 - Yes. - You're so... stupid! 363 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:23,790 Hello lads. 364 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,990 - HI. - Hey, who's in sight! 365 00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,828 So this is the place, huh? 366 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:35,872 This is... this is. It's... fish heaven. 367 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:39,469 Whatever you want from the east coast, we have it. 368 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,036 - Aldo Tempesti. - Greetings. Marisa. 369 00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:46,211 So... 370 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,747 You forgot to ask me for my phone number. 371 00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:53,020 So I thought I would... 372 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:57,255 - Loser! - The damned number! 373 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:01,528 - If anything... - Yes, no, yes. It's... 374 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:06,763 It's fantastic. You... Nice…nice writing. 375 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,296 Thank you. 376 00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,332 Well. 377 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:15,676 You know what? Let's settle this matter immediately. 378 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,944 I take his turn, so... 379 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,213 Oh, he's free tonight! 380 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:23,278 He's free tomorrow night too. The whole week free. 381 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:26,553 - You can call me whenever you want. - No, he no longer has your number. 382 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,389 It got out of hand. Tomorrow? 383 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,725 No, tomorrow night It's not very good for me. 384 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:35,028 - Stay out of it, will you? - Next week would be better, though. 385 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,127 Next week. Tuesday would be fine for me. 386 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,730 I was... I was thinking that maybe it would be better on Monday. 387 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,706 Around... I don't know, seven... 388 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,038 - Half past seven? - Half past seven. 389 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,236 - Monday? - Monday. 390 00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,302 Perfect, agreed. 391 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,644 And it's Monday. 392 00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,239 - Agreed. - Well. 393 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,274 - We will see each other. - See you. 394 00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,081 Well. HI. 395 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,315 - Let me open the door for you. - Thank you. 396 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,119 Yay! 397 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:00,385 Thank you. 398 00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:02,857 Thanks for stopping by. 399 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:09,667 - Don't screw it up. - I won't screw it up. 400 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:13,831 Come on. Hey! Think everyone with your brains between your legs, eh? 401 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:16,102 It's a big, big mistake. 402 00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:20,202 She's an Italian woman, and Italian women have brothers. 403 00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:22,110 Oh, it's all fun and games... 404 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,911 until someone leaves us a testicle! 405 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,384 It's not funny. 406 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,887 I told you of my cousin Luigi, eh? 407 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,389 - Yes, the eunuch cousin. - Ah, cousin eunuch, do you see? 408 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:35,018 - He laughs about it. - Fuckless, we call it. 409 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:37,051 Go to work, moron. 410 00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,734 - I want candy. - No candy. 411 00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:52,335 - Candied apples. - Ugh, I want candy! 412 00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:53,844 Yes, and what else? 413 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:56,074 - Isabella! - Hate. 414 00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:58,776 Oh, my God, how strange. What are you doing here? 415 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,717 - What am I doing here? - Already'. 416 00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:02,982 - Stay away from me, Jake. Seriously. - What? Come on. 417 00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:05,990 It's a public place. I was just passing by. 418 00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:08,151 Hey, you and I are soul mates. 419 00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:10,593 I have children, Jake, I have many. 420 00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:13,427 I love children. Furthermore, the eldest is probably mine. 421 00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:17,663 Hey. Hey! What, you have them Have you ever had a paternity test done? 422 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,694 Incredible! You know, you're incredible. 423 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,706 He was born 12 months later the last time we did this. 424 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,469 That's what you say, I know. It does not matter. 425 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,772 Come on. What does it cost you? 426 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:29,338 Jake, please. Please let me spare you your dignity. 427 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:31,941 But... I won't take no for an answer. 428 00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:34,076 - Sorry, darling. - I won't! 429 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:38,114 What... 430 00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:40,090 What's wrong with your kids? 431 00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:42,593 He doesn't like you, Jake. Come on guys. Climb up. 432 00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:44,060 - But... - Great job. 433 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,656 I have an appointment on Monday evening. 434 00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:49,724 - Good for you. - Wait, 435 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,863 Can you give me a lift? 436 00:22:53,435 --> 00:22:58,870 These subtitles are from www.ITALIANSHARE.net 437 00:22:59,935 --> 00:23:04,870 If you are looking for other subtitled films, come and visit us. 438 00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:04,870 If you know a language, come and subtitle with us. 439 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,232 - Do you have a barre? - 'Morning, John. 440 00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:26,294 - Hey, Jake, how's it going? - Well. 441 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:29,171 - What do you need? - I would like 25 kilos of haddock. 442 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:32,073 - Attention! - And 10 mussels. Optimal. 443 00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:35,169 - OK, leave! - Excellent. Do you see how he does it? 444 00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:37,010 - Beautiful. - Good breed. 445 00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:40,017 Yeah. Think I went out once with a girl who looked like him. 446 00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:43,150 - Thank you very much, friend. - Your receipt. 447 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:45,383 - Take care. - Don't worry. 448 00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:04,236 I know what my friend told you son Gianluca, but listen. 449 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,301 Women are sacred. 450 00:24:06,344 --> 00:24:08,908 They need it to be treated like ladies, 451 00:24:08,911 --> 00:24:10,508 not like a passing ship. 452 00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:12,915 - I know this, I had a good woman. - A good woman? 453 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,351 A good woman is love. 454 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:20,347 Pure, true and fragile, like Venetian glass. 455 00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:23,485 Remember. 456 00:24:23,528 --> 00:24:26,019 Every daughter has a father. 457 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:30,057 And most of them he has brothers with sharp knives. 458 00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:33,436 Hey, someone's cooking tonight, huh? 459 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,599 Safe. Big party tonight. 460 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,602 Grab your camera tonight. 461 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,474 Take some photos for me. With nipples. 462 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,147 - Jake, look at me. - What is it? 463 00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:46,207 - Promise me you won't ruin everything. - I won't ruin... 464 00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:47,718 - Promise? - I promise! 465 00:24:47,752 --> 00:24:50,550 I'm not going to screw this up, man. Do you want an oath signed in blood? 466 00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:54,081 OK, listen. Let's analyze your plan. You have a plan, right? 467 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:57,822 I don't want to talk about it with you. I... I'll take her to dinner or something. 468 00:24:57,863 --> 00:25:01,299 - Come on, dinner is a given. Where? - I do not know. 'La Trattoria'. 469 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,564 What are you, retarded? You can't take her to the North End. 470 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:07,401 - It's too Italian. - Exactly, she's Italian. 471 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,873 No, no, bring it from my cousin Ennio. 472 00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:11,569 He'll treat you well. 473 00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:15,171 No, you can't bring an Italian woman in North End for the first date. 474 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:19,240 It's like a priest carrying a kid at work, it's too obvious. 475 00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:22,913 Exact. Forget Italian. Stay away from your ethnic roots. 476 00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:24,717 I didn't want to take her to eat 'kielbasa sausages'. 477 00:25:24,756 --> 00:25:27,486 You are no longer damned Polish. You're Italian now. 478 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,289 I won't pretend to be Italian. 479 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,625 It would be better if so, and try to pretend well. 480 00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:34,962 You know, an Italian can smell an impostor miles away. And if he found out, 481 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,367 - could crush your peanuts. - Come on! We are in the 21st century. 482 00:25:38,403 --> 00:25:40,564 Nobody will get hurt. It's just a stereotype. 483 00:25:40,605 --> 00:25:42,971 He's right. Lo stereotype is a bad thing. 484 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,672 Italian men are romantic. 485 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,372 Unless you fuck their women, otherwise... 486 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:54,045 It's okay if you take her to a restaurant Italian, but not in the North End, understand? 487 00:25:54,085 --> 00:25:56,110 And, trust me, order for her. 488 00:25:56,154 --> 00:25:59,385 Because Italian women they love to be looked after. 489 00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:02,951 Freud says that a woman takes 5 minutes during dinner 490 00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:05,189 to decide if he will go in bed with a man. 491 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:08,427 Go ahead, what have you in mind for dessert? 492 00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:14,028 Tiramisu? 493 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:16,006 So, one dessert, two forks. 494 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:17,872 - Don't screw it up. - I won't. 495 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,968 I'll warn you if this time screw everything up... 496 00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:22,138 I won't do it! I won't screw everything up! 497 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:30,685 - HI. - Hey. 498 00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:32,417 Wow. 499 00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:34,084 - Should I go and change? - No. 500 00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:36,252 No, you... you're fine. 501 00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:39,195 It's probably me that I should go and change. 502 00:26:40,832 --> 00:26:43,266 - Nice to see you. - Me too. 503 00:26:43,301 --> 00:26:45,565 Well, it's freezing. Where's your car? 504 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:49,005 My truck actually stinks of fish, so we'll take the subway. 505 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,634 - The subway? - Yeah, it's always cheaper. 506 00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:55,339 You don't have to pay for parking or whatever, you know. 507 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,507 You are truly beautiful. 508 00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:59,073 Thank you. 509 00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:05,012 First date. 510 00:27:07,892 --> 00:27:10,087 I feel like I'm coming back back to high school. 511 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:12,953 Yeah, me too. 512 00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:18,335 Why'... What's so funny? 513 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,600 Nothing, sorry. 514 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,937 Were you laughing at me? 515 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,306 - That's it. - No, I swear. 516 00:27:25,343 --> 00:27:27,470 - Washington Square. - I swear. 517 00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:29,275 - Yes'? - Excuse me. 518 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:31,972 Listen... 519 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:35,181 I'll tell you something. 520 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,812 All right. 521 00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:39,790 Tell me. 522 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:42,554 It's a little embarrassing. 523 00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:47,594 Just tell me. I'm sure I've heard it before. 524 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,202 You're kind. 525 00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:56,764 And I don't want... I don't want to start anything 526 00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:59,641 without being totally honest with you. 527 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:08,349 I'm engaged with another woman. 528 00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:11,753 Yeah, we... We're together for 12 years. Push and pull. Well... 529 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,387 Especially slack, lately, but... 530 00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:17,987 I thought... I thought that you should know. 531 00:28:19,064 --> 00:28:21,055 OK. 532 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,028 Sincerity is the best policy, you know. 533 00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:28,603 Yeah, I agree with you. 534 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,937 Wow. 535 00:28:29,974 --> 00:28:32,909 But if you want to tell me something, you know, you can... 536 00:28:32,944 --> 00:28:34,969 Now's a good time. 537 00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:37,174 I don't have anything like that. 538 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:39,975 Where are we? 539 00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:46,021 I am sorry. You're angry, huh? 540 00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:48,890 I am fine. Surprise, perhaps. 541 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:51,794 I didn't want to pass a nice evening together 542 00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:55,266 - and then make it awkward. - Well, it's embarrassing. 543 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,165 - Have you ever been here before? - No. 544 00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:01,238 Don't worry. I know what you will order. 545 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:09,312 Good evening. To begin with Can I get you something to drink? 546 00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:13,750 Maybe a magnificent one Barolo or Chianti. 547 00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:15,912 I think we are ready to order. 548 00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:19,082 The lady will take the calamari appetizer 549 00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:21,888 and penne with spinach and mushrooms. 550 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:25,521 And it might have extra of oregano and a clove of garlic? 551 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:27,861 - Garlic? - It's good. Very good. 552 00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:31,669 As you wish, ma'am. 553 00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:33,432 And for you, sir? 554 00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:35,871 I have no idea. What's good? 555 00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:38,876 Spaghetti all'amatriciana. 556 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:42,572 House favourites. 557 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,844 - Sounds perfect. - You know what? 558 00:29:44,883 --> 00:29:46,612 I think I'll get them too. 559 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:49,085 - Really? - Already'. 560 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,883 And to drink? 561 00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:52,287 House Chianti. 562 00:29:52,323 --> 00:29:54,655 Actually, I would like something 563 00:29:54,692 --> 00:29:57,354 of a price level significantly higher. 564 00:29:57,395 --> 00:29:59,727 Maybe one of your Barolos. 565 00:30:01,699 --> 00:30:04,429 - Excellent choice, ma'am. - Thank you. 566 00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:15,169 It was interesting. 567 00:30:17,081 --> 00:30:19,072 You've saved enough, not parking. 568 00:30:19,117 --> 00:30:21,244 Is it because of my girlfriend? 569 00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:23,948 Because she agrees. He knows I'm here. 570 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:25,888 - Does he know you're here? - Already'. 571 00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:29,985 Let it go. I was almost completely forgotten about her. 572 00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:34,761 You know, psychiatrists say that you understand already in the first 5 minutes 573 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:37,893 of a dinner with someone if you'll do it if... 574 00:30:39,871 --> 00:30:43,204 If... if the thing can work or not. 575 00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:44,970 You understand it. 576 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,506 You had a lot experience with psychiatrists? 577 00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:51,515 Ninth! I just have it heard often 578 00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:54,109 because of Steve, who he is studying for a degree. 579 00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:55,983 - Psychology. - Exact. 580 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,510 He's a university student. 581 00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:59,580 And what do you do? 582 00:30:59,624 --> 00:31:01,751 - I'm a doctor. - Really? 583 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:04,685 - You're kidding me. - No! 584 00:31:04,729 --> 00:31:07,391 But, strong! What kind? 585 00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:09,423 I'm a veterinarian. 586 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:15,934 OK, so not you are a real doctor. 587 00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:19,743 No, I mean, you know, you work with animals. 588 00:31:19,777 --> 00:31:22,109 They are not men, I'm just saying this. 589 00:31:22,146 --> 00:31:23,738 It's strong. I like. I'm fine with it. 590 00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:26,443 It's just that when I think to a doctor, I think 591 00:31:26,484 --> 00:31:29,317 to a heart attack on a plane, 'Is there a doctor on board?', 592 00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:32,448 things like this, you know, it's very strong. 593 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:35,958 So you... you love animals. 594 00:31:35,994 --> 00:31:39,987 Yeah, you know, I'm wary towards anyone who doesn't love animals. 595 00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,828 Or children. 596 00:31:41,866 --> 00:31:44,994 Well, perfect. It's... we have that in common. 597 00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:47,266 Really? Do you love animals? 598 00:31:47,305 --> 00:31:48,897 What if... what if I love animals? 599 00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:51,101 Sure, obviously... I work in a fish shop. 600 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,169 I also love children, I think they are fantastic. 601 00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:55,679 I have three. 602 00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:58,113 Well, they're not mine, technically. 603 00:31:58,149 --> 00:32:00,947 - They're my girlfriend's. - Magnificent. 604 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:11,086 - Here we are, I'll help you up. - No. You know what? That's fine. 605 00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:14,565 We won't have a good time evening and then make everything terrible. 606 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,430 You won't come up to me. 607 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:19,300 No, of course, I know, I know... this. 608 00:32:19,337 --> 00:32:22,363 But I really was well tonight, and you? 609 00:32:30,715 --> 00:32:32,683 Did you tell her what? 610 00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:34,776 I knew you would send everything's fucked up. I knew it! 611 00:32:34,819 --> 00:32:38,414 I didn't want him to find out that I'm engaged and he would take it. 612 00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:40,856 You're the biggest idiot about the story or are you just pretending? 613 00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:42,587 The appointment is not It was so hot, though. 614 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:46,461 He sent me signals contrasting. He feigned disinterest. 615 00:32:46,497 --> 00:32:49,591 That's exactly what I meant. Mixed signals are clear signals. 616 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,068 And why the hell do you have them said you have a girlfriend? 617 00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:56,369 Which you don't have. I mean, That babe is a great deal. 618 00:32:56,407 --> 00:32:58,671 I mean, it's terribly sexy... 619 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,701 and he's a doctor! 620 00:33:00,745 --> 00:33:04,806 It's not... it's not real doctor. She's a veterinarian. 621 00:33:04,849 --> 00:33:07,750 - Veterinarians study at the faculty of medicine. - In an animal hospital. 622 00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:10,185 Not a real hospital. You're not a real doctor. 623 00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:14,214 You mean I'm not a doctor if I get my doctorate in psychology? 624 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:20,862 Look, it's a little different. 625 00:33:20,898 --> 00:33:23,128 You would be dealing with humans. 626 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,658 She deals with animals. 627 00:33:25,703 --> 00:33:27,933 He's not a doctor. 628 00:33:27,972 --> 00:33:31,237 Well, technically I think that not even a psychologist is. 629 00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:34,608 Technically, anyone who has a doctorate is a doctor. 630 00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:37,842 Doctor of Philosophy. Doctor of English Literature. 631 00:33:37,882 --> 00:33:39,611 - Doctor of Fine Arts. - Wait. 632 00:33:39,650 --> 00:33:42,517 I agree with Jake. Not they are doctors. They are fake doctors. 633 00:33:42,553 --> 00:33:45,113 They shouldn't even put the word 'Doctor' next to their names. 634 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:47,147 But stop it! 635 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:49,159 Chiropractors, 636 00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,252 Acupuncturists. Podiatrists. 637 00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:52,785 They are not doctors! 638 00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:55,822 So...I save lives... 639 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,028 talking to people... 640 00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:04,073 By talking to people I prevent them to throw himself onto the tracks of North Station, 641 00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:07,339 or I stop him from launching from the overpass over the MassPike. 642 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,972 All day, I talk to them... 643 00:34:10,014 --> 00:34:12,005 and in your opinion I wouldn't be a doctor? 644 00:34:13,818 --> 00:34:16,651 No. But you could be. 645 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:19,679 If you go to medical school and become a psychiatrist. 646 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:24,559 Psychologists, man, are nothing but individuals who want to cheat the system. 647 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,195 You told him! 648 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:29,426 I am sorry. 649 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:32,402 I'm sure the medical school from Harvard has evening courses you can take. 650 00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:34,564 I don't need to be a doctor. 651 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:39,443 - I save people's lives. - Oh, no, you save people's lives. 652 00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:41,775 This is what I know how to do. I preserve people's lives. 653 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:44,213 - I'm a savior. - You're like a comic book hero. 654 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:46,307 You can preserve me a bite of your sandwich? 655 00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:14,634 Hello, Mrs. Cordova. 656 00:35:18,549 --> 00:35:21,109 - Isabella! - Hello, Mrs. Cordova. 657 00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:23,143 - Hey. - Go away. 658 00:35:23,187 --> 00:35:25,052 Let's go have a coffee, please. 659 00:35:25,089 --> 00:35:27,250 I just want to talk. 660 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,350 I know the children aren't there. 661 00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:33,796 - I won't let you in. Speaks. - Really? 662 00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:35,355 You can't be angry yet. I... 663 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,230 Okay, 5 minutes. 664 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:45,565 5 minutes. 665 00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:48,568 You are very sweet. 666 00:35:50,181 --> 00:35:52,115 Don't you think about me anymore? 667 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,617 Certain. You call me every day. 668 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,084 Well, I'll give you that. 669 00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:57,110 But, I say, if I hadn't... 670 00:35:58,055 --> 00:36:00,046 would you still like it? 671 00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:04,187 - I don't want to answer. - So you would like to? 672 00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:07,288 - You would! -Jake! Children. 673 00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:10,562 - The eldest is mine anyway. - You're crazy. 674 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,339 Come back with me. 675 00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:26,216 OK. 10 minutes have passed. 676 00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:29,951 You have to get out of here. 677 00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:32,251 Yes, I was about to leave. I say... 678 00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:34,315 You don't have to kick me out. 679 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:36,724 I was...I was to leave anyway. 680 00:36:36,761 --> 00:36:39,355 I didn't want another coffee, you know. 681 00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:42,255 Same time tomorrow? 682 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,408 - Hey, dad. How are you? - Well. 683 00:36:51,442 --> 00:36:54,639 - Is there a party I don't know about? - Good time. 684 00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:57,113 - Get out of here, we're busy. - Here I am, here I am. 685 00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:59,207 - I saw her today! - Did he remove your fleas? 686 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:01,013 Not her. She. 687 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:03,418 - Oh, Isabella. - Yes'. 688 00:37:03,454 --> 00:37:06,321 - He made me a cappuccino. - At your house? 689 00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:10,690 All right. Enough now. Jake, I've had enough of your bullshit. 690 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:12,593 Me and Steve, we bust our asses here. 691 00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,928 You come and go whenever you like, at all hours of the day. 692 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,059 Jake, that's not fair. 693 00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:20,332 I have no other choice. I have to fire you. 694 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:24,397 Fire me? You can't do it. 695 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,408 - Well, I think I just did. - I'm the owner. 696 00:37:27,445 --> 00:37:28,776 Technically, yes. 697 00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:31,714 But I promised your parents before they died that I wouldn't have you 698 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:32,917 left in the middle of a road. 699 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,217 Revenues went up by 250% last quarter. 700 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,482 150% last year. We're doing well. 701 00:37:38,022 --> 00:37:40,013 Stop chasing Isabella. 702 00:37:40,057 --> 00:37:42,184 - Is this the problem? - Yes! 703 00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:45,386 Listen, call Marisa. 704 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,090 The one you have said he had a girlfriend? 705 00:37:47,131 --> 00:37:49,326 - He hates me. - Isabella hates you. 706 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:50,959 He still prepares your cappuccino. 707 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:53,027 Italian women... have need to feed their men. 708 00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:55,630 - Tell her the truth... - No, don't tell her the truth. 709 00:37:55,673 --> 00:37:57,607 Tell her the truth and she'll come back. 710 00:37:57,642 --> 00:37:59,974 I can't tell her anything. 711 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,672 He doesn't answer my calls. 712 00:38:01,712 --> 00:38:03,612 And do you blame her? 713 00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:05,842 Greetings. 714 00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:12,854 - Who needs it, Eric? - Everything okay, friend? 715 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,990 Oh, look at that happy couple. 716 00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:18,086 Jakie B, what are you doing with that fish? 717 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,097 Think about kissing your wife. 718 00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:32,271 My fish. 719 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,608 He... 720 00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:37,136 He doesn't seem well these days. 721 00:38:37,181 --> 00:38:39,706 I was wondering if the vet could come here... 722 00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:40,739 to take a look at it. 723 00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:43,720 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't cure fish. 724 00:38:43,754 --> 00:38:45,984 Why'? They too are animals. 725 00:38:46,857 --> 00:38:49,382 They are animals, but aquatic animals. 726 00:38:49,427 --> 00:38:52,590 The doctors who care of marine animals, they cure fish. 727 00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:54,427 We are not specialized. 728 00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:56,729 All right. 729 00:38:56,767 --> 00:38:58,758 How much? 730 00:39:00,037 --> 00:39:02,437 Huh? 20? 731 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,472 Okay, no you like Mr. Jackson. 732 00:39:07,211 --> 00:39:09,304 And Benjamin? 733 00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:12,578 At that time? Is the doctor around? 734 00:39:12,616 --> 00:39:15,107 - Are you Michael? - What did he say? 735 00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:17,916 Ah, so it's not about the fish. 736 00:39:17,955 --> 00:39:21,083 Are you and the doctor dating? 737 00:39:24,295 --> 00:39:26,354 Is it that obvious? 738 00:39:27,331 --> 00:39:28,764 Show me what I can do. 739 00:39:32,603 --> 00:39:34,264 Hey. 740 00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:37,371 I like your dog. 741 00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:41,478 Cute. 742 00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:46,114 They are all beautiful. Hey, smile. 743 00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:49,909 Mom, is that man a pedophile? 744 00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:53,686 Hey. Paparazzi. 745 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,658 Are you serious? 746 00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:59,252 - She... she's not... - Get your fish. 747 00:39:59,296 --> 00:40:01,287 - Thinking about it... - Now! I'm busy. 748 00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:03,527 It's wasting my time with his little fish. 749 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,570 What, one goldfish was too little? 750 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:15,443 It looks like a mobile Chinese restaurant. 751 00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:19,311 He needs help with anchovy pizza? 752 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:20,749 Hey, very cute. 753 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,578 Put the fish on the outpatient table. 754 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,288 - Sit down. Sitting. - Hey, look, I think we don't... 755 00:40:32,329 --> 00:40:34,422 we should do it, I mean... 756 00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:36,456 - Really... - Sit down! 757 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,196 Since his fish Is he acting strangely? 758 00:40:39,236 --> 00:40:41,966 I do not know. A couple of days, I think. 759 00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:44,907 - Why didn't you bring it sooner? - I thought he would be fine. 760 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:47,137 It's a pet fish, right? He could have died. 761 00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:48,577 Look, I wouldn't want to to be rude, but... 762 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:52,571 think I could see the other vet? 763 00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:54,607 I think it can help me. 764 00:40:59,657 --> 00:41:02,854 This is Sammy. He has breathing difficulties. 765 00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:06,329 The owner noticed lethargy and strange behavior. 766 00:41:06,363 --> 00:41:08,422 Okay, I understand. Thank you. 767 00:41:12,736 --> 00:41:14,727 What are you doing? 768 00:41:14,772 --> 00:41:17,400 Sammy is acting strange. I... 769 00:41:18,442 --> 00:41:20,876 He may have conjunctivitis or something similar. 770 00:41:20,911 --> 00:41:22,105 This is not a pet. 771 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:25,115 Sammy, don't listen what this bad woman says. 772 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:28,380 OK. I understand. What do you want? 773 00:41:32,756 --> 00:41:34,656 We had fun the other night. 774 00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:36,489 Well. I had a good time the other night. 775 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:40,361 Okay, I understand you don't want to deal with me, but... 776 00:41:40,397 --> 00:41:42,888 Well, I actually was good in your company. 777 00:41:42,933 --> 00:41:45,026 No, no, no. No. No. 778 00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:47,594 What? Just because not I'm sexually available... 779 00:41:47,638 --> 00:41:49,105 can't we be friends? 780 00:41:49,139 --> 00:41:50,970 - Friends? - Yeah, friends. 781 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:54,774 How to spend time together because we like our own company. 782 00:41:54,812 --> 00:41:58,578 - And just be friends. - Exactly. 783 00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:01,346 - No, we can't. - Why not? 784 00:42:02,653 --> 00:42:04,644 Because... 785 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:09,121 - I'm 33 years old. - I don't believe it. 786 00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:12,321 My biological clock is ticking. 787 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,991 I don't have time for... 'friends'. 788 00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:17,830 So having friends has an impact about your ability to have children? 789 00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:21,167 - Yes'. - How? You have to explain it to me. 790 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,968 When a man and a woman are friends 791 00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:25,498 it always ends that one falls in love with the other. 792 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,238 If neither of you are interested 793 00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:30,111 there's no reason for a friendship to be born. 794 00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:33,513 What are you doing on Friday night? 795 00:42:34,818 --> 00:42:36,479 - It's none of your business. - So you have no plans? 796 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,750 - I have commitments. - No, you don't have any. 797 00:42:38,789 --> 00:42:40,984 - You don't have any. What? - Engagements. 798 00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:43,550 Yep, very mature for a 33 year old. 799 00:42:43,594 --> 00:42:45,994 You prefer to stay at home alone rather than having a friend. 800 00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:48,863 Because you're attracted sexually from me, 801 00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:51,026 and I'm not emotionally available. 802 00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:53,366 - I have an appointment. - Oh, really? And who is he? 803 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,872 - His name is Michael. - There is no Michael. 804 00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:58,397 No, really. I should see it now. 805 00:43:01,645 --> 00:43:04,705 OK. Message received. 806 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:12,119 Actually, do you know what there is? 807 00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:14,386 Leave Sammy here. 808 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:16,052 Really? 809 00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:19,085 I'll give it back to you... 810 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,296 - Saturday? - Saturday? 811 00:43:26,503 --> 00:43:28,733 Are you asking me out? 812 00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:31,070 Friends not they meet up. They go out. 813 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:42,145 But you told me at the beginning to go out with her. 814 00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:44,381 Well, this first to tell me that he is 33 years old, 815 00:43:44,421 --> 00:43:46,889 - don't go. - He's 33 years old. 816 00:43:46,924 --> 00:43:49,449 Imagine your balls in a vice. 817 00:43:50,527 --> 00:43:53,587 Her ovaries are fine just asking for sperm. 818 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,963 - Your sperm. - It won't even be a date. 819 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,093 It's... it's going to be an exit. 820 00:43:58,135 --> 00:44:00,194 - How to date in high school? - Already'. 821 00:44:00,237 --> 00:44:02,501 Like a boy and a girl that come out. People do it. 822 00:44:02,539 --> 00:44:04,063 - No, not them. - Why not? 823 00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:07,202 Because sooner or later one of them will want to exchange some fluids. 824 00:44:07,244 --> 00:44:11,305 Have some fun. He's 33 years old! Stay away from her. 825 00:44:11,348 --> 00:44:13,816 Well, wait. It's not like he intends to marry her. 826 00:44:13,851 --> 00:44:16,445 Exact. I won't marry this girl. 827 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:18,455 A few back and forth. Then he turns the page. 828 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,888 Lesson number one. The tomato sauce. 829 00:44:26,930 --> 00:44:30,730 No Italian man can resist the tomato sauce. 830 00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:33,794 Well, I wouldn't say it is just a man. He's more of a boy. 831 00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:35,566 A very nice boy. 832 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:37,574 But this is friendship. It's not love. 833 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:41,339 Hey. Him and his girlfriend, They've been together for what, 12 years? 834 00:44:41,378 --> 00:44:43,608 They're not married, they're not serious. 835 00:44:43,647 --> 00:44:45,945 He's an easy target. 836 00:44:45,983 --> 00:44:49,510 The fastest way to get to the heart of a man is through the stomach. 837 00:44:49,553 --> 00:44:51,714 - And if I didn't want to get to his... - Oh, wait. 838 00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:54,189 Do you want to love the Italian way? 839 00:44:54,224 --> 00:44:57,159 No mercy, it's a war. 840 00:44:57,194 --> 00:44:59,287 And women are the generals. 841 00:44:59,329 --> 00:45:01,820 Go, go. Put it in the pot. 842 00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:05,596 And the food! The food It's their best weapon, right? 843 00:45:08,072 --> 00:45:10,506 Mix! Mix or it will burn. Mix. 844 00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:22,585 - Hey. - HI. 845 00:45:22,619 --> 00:45:24,450 You're not dressed. 846 00:45:24,488 --> 00:45:26,786 But you look great... I... 847 00:45:26,824 --> 00:45:29,520 I would still like... but us We... weren't we supposed to go out? 848 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,755 No, we're friends. I cooked for us. 849 00:45:31,795 --> 00:45:33,820 - Really? - Enter. 850 00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:35,991 - All right. These are for you. - Thank you. 851 00:45:36,033 --> 00:45:38,558 - How is it going? - HI. Oh, hi. 852 00:45:38,602 --> 00:45:39,967 - Thank you. - Yes'. 853 00:45:40,003 --> 00:45:41,971 - Oh, wow, vinegar. - Yeah, he's Italian. 854 00:45:42,005 --> 00:45:45,168 - Interesting. - Not what I expected. 855 00:45:45,209 --> 00:45:48,178 - How is it? - You have a soft sofa... 856 00:45:48,212 --> 00:45:50,874 carpets on the floor, it's... 857 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:52,677 It's a bit American style. 858 00:45:52,716 --> 00:45:55,844 I expected a warm Italian house, do you understand what I mean? 859 00:45:55,886 --> 00:45:57,820 Everything clean and shiny. 860 00:45:57,855 --> 00:46:00,551 This place looks like it my grandmother's house. 861 00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:03,560 Wow. Yes, you know what to say to a woman. 862 00:46:05,629 --> 00:46:08,621 - Shall we eat? Before it cools down? - Yes, certainly. 863 00:46:11,068 --> 00:46:13,366 - Do you need help? - No. 864 00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:21,976 Sammy? Did you cook my fish? 865 00:46:22,012 --> 00:46:24,879 - He's fine. He no longer has conjunctivitis. - Did you cook my animal? 866 00:46:24,915 --> 00:46:28,715 - It wasn't your pet, Jake. - We were getting attached. 867 00:46:28,752 --> 00:46:30,447 What happens if I bring you a puppy? 868 00:46:33,257 --> 00:46:37,193 I don't like playing. I left my first boyfriend because he lied to me. 869 00:46:37,227 --> 00:46:39,457 Really? And the second? 870 00:46:40,531 --> 00:46:43,261 He lied too, but his was bigger. 871 00:46:43,901 --> 00:46:46,096 And the first one, what did he lie to you about? 872 00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:48,297 He boasted that he graduated from Harvard. 873 00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:49,930 - AND? - Attended Boston University. 874 00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:53,101 - Oh, no! Come on. - He couldn't stand living in Boston, 875 00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:55,202 and not being able to say of being a Harvard man. 876 00:46:55,245 --> 00:46:56,837 You're saying you dumped the guy 877 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,940 with whom you wanted to spend the rest of your life, for this reason? 878 00:46:59,983 --> 00:47:01,883 - Yes'. - A little too strict. 879 00:47:01,919 --> 00:47:04,786 He was my boyfriend! He shouldn't have lied to me. 880 00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:08,581 So which of these is he? 881 00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:11,617 Oh, no there isn't. I don't keep photos of my exes. 882 00:47:12,462 --> 00:47:14,259 There are no photos of your exes here? 883 00:47:14,298 --> 00:47:17,392 No! Why keep photos of people that are no longer part of your life? 884 00:47:17,434 --> 00:47:20,403 I keep everyone's photos, in case you never see them again. 885 00:47:20,437 --> 00:47:22,928 And why should I care? 886 00:47:22,973 --> 00:47:25,100 I do not know. For me, when a relationship ends, 887 00:47:25,142 --> 00:47:27,440 we must no longer look to the past. 888 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:30,973 So, which part of Italy Is your family originally from? 889 00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:36,048 I'm from the north. Palermo. 890 00:47:36,787 --> 00:47:38,778 Palermo? But it's not... 891 00:47:38,822 --> 00:47:42,451 Isn't Palermo in the south, in Sicily? 892 00:47:42,492 --> 00:47:44,858 The northernmost part... of the south. 893 00:47:44,895 --> 00:47:46,556 They... 894 00:47:46,597 --> 00:47:49,498 They are very high... they live in the mountains. 895 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,899 It's a small town anyway. 896 00:47:51,935 --> 00:47:54,335 And your parents, where do they come from? 897 00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:56,339 - I... I can't say. - Why not? 898 00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:58,034 - Are they mafiosi? - And yours? 899 00:47:58,075 --> 00:48:00,009 Come on, come on. Where do they come from? 900 00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:02,170 - Is it that important? - Yes, it's important. 901 00:48:02,212 --> 00:48:05,306 - For an Italian, it is very important. - I'm from the north. 902 00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:07,078 Turin. 903 00:48:08,785 --> 00:48:11,379 - I can't believe I said that. - Oh yeah, you'll understand. 904 00:48:11,421 --> 00:48:14,015 Your secret revealed. Now You should kill me, right? 905 00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:16,184 - Yeah, I should do that. - Already'. 906 00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:17,750 However... 907 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,162 So, spend weeks, 908 00:48:20,197 --> 00:48:23,928 or even months of your life tied to someone, and what do you do afterwards? 909 00:48:23,967 --> 00:48:26,128 You there... poof! 910 00:48:26,169 --> 00:48:28,160 you erase them, as if had they never existed? 911 00:48:28,205 --> 00:48:29,968 You're someone who dredges up the past. 912 00:48:30,007 --> 00:48:32,475 Well, if you stay tied to memories means digging up the past, 913 00:48:32,509 --> 00:48:35,069 - then yes, I'm rehashing the past. - There are only three choices. 914 00:48:35,112 --> 00:48:37,580 Past, present and future. 915 00:48:37,614 --> 00:48:39,673 And where does this take us? 916 00:48:40,884 --> 00:48:42,715 You have a girlfriend. 917 00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:53,826 I need to know how much you are involved in this relationship. 918 00:48:53,864 --> 00:48:56,424 None! There's no relationship. 919 00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:59,196 I'm serious now. 920 00:48:59,236 --> 00:49:00,999 Seriously, I need to know. 921 00:49:01,038 --> 00:49:03,404 You know it. There isn't any. 922 00:49:05,342 --> 00:49:07,401 I think I found someone. 923 00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:10,470 It's fantastic, I'm happy for you, Jake. 924 00:49:10,514 --> 00:49:12,505 She knows about us. 925 00:49:14,051 --> 00:49:15,882 I told him, no worry, I told him. 926 00:49:15,919 --> 00:49:18,149 But... it's just... 927 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,553 I don't know... she's different. 928 00:49:24,594 --> 00:49:27,188 She doesn't have big tits or anything does she look like a supermodel? 929 00:49:27,230 --> 00:49:28,959 No, he doesn't have those qualities. 930 00:49:28,999 --> 00:49:30,557 But it's just... 931 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,467 There's something about her, I don't know, she's... 932 00:49:34,471 --> 00:49:36,598 She's amazing. 933 00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:40,041 Go wild with her, Jake. 934 00:49:40,077 --> 00:49:42,910 Make love in exotic places. 935 00:49:42,946 --> 00:49:44,937 You are free. 936 00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:49,642 There is no 'we'. 937 00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:00,555 You keep saying it, but I just want you to know 938 00:50:00,597 --> 00:50:02,963 that once I am gone, it will be forever. 939 00:50:03,867 --> 00:50:06,165 I'll take down your photos from the wall, I put his. 940 00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:09,434 I'm not one that lives in the past, you know. 941 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:27,047 My break is about to end, I'm going to go ahead and do some sprinting. 942 00:50:27,090 --> 00:50:28,990 - We'll meet at the bridge. - No, I'm coming too. 943 00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,586 - No, Jake, I can't run that slow. - I'm coming too. 944 00:50:31,628 --> 00:50:33,619 I arrive. 945 00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:09,357 Nice ride, huh? 946 00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:11,390 Are you okay? 947 00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:18,169 What are you doing, running away like that? 948 00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:20,005 You are a woman, would you have... 949 00:51:20,043 --> 00:51:21,840 you could have been raped, killed or otherwise. 950 00:51:21,878 --> 00:51:25,405 No, they wouldn't have reached me, It's you who risks ending up in trouble 951 00:51:25,449 --> 00:51:27,542 I'm just saying that's dangerous, okay? 952 00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,609 We're competitive, huh? 953 00:51:32,556 --> 00:51:34,547 As you say, Flo-Jo. (Editor's note: US athlete, 1959-1998) 954 00:51:37,694 --> 00:51:39,389 - Wow, you look amazing. - Thank you. 955 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:41,488 The fish looks amazing. 956 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:45,029 There. 957 00:51:45,068 --> 00:51:47,127 - Do you have it? - Yes'. 958 00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:50,139 - It's cute, right? - Is this what you want? 959 00:51:50,173 --> 00:51:52,004 What, this? 960 00:51:52,876 --> 00:51:57,404 - A lobster? - No, is this your dream? 961 00:51:57,447 --> 00:52:00,610 I don't even know if I could answer if I wanted. 962 00:52:01,818 --> 00:52:04,048 It's just that I take how does each day go, do you know? 963 00:52:04,087 --> 00:52:05,850 I am someone who lives in the present. 964 00:52:05,889 --> 00:52:08,357 - Well, the days go by quickly. - Yes'? 965 00:52:08,391 --> 00:52:10,723 - They'll be over soon. - Honestly? 966 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,791 I've never thought so much about dreams. 967 00:52:14,831 --> 00:52:17,197 I think they are my dreams to have always found me. 968 00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:21,269 Agree. 969 00:52:21,905 --> 00:52:24,465 Well, the complex of Napoleon 970 00:52:24,508 --> 00:52:28,467 comes from the fact that Napoleon he denied being Italian. 971 00:52:28,512 --> 00:52:30,503 He pretended to be French. 972 00:52:30,547 --> 00:52:33,744 He had forgotten that he was actually a lover and not a fighter. 973 00:52:33,783 --> 00:52:37,810 That's why even today, my cousin Peppino, in the bakery, 974 00:52:37,854 --> 00:52:40,618 he doesn't sell napoleons. 975 00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:45,727 What... what does that have to do with do this with women? 976 00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:48,424 It all has to do with women. 977 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,994 An Italian woman 978 00:52:52,035 --> 00:52:56,165 cooks for you, cleans, irons, takes care of the children, 979 00:52:56,206 --> 00:52:59,369 but it is man's job 980 00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:02,537 make them want to do these things for him. 981 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:07,946 - I think I could do it. - Sure, sure. 982 00:53:07,984 --> 00:53:10,350 You make her feel special... 983 00:53:10,387 --> 00:53:12,947 you make her feel like a woman. 984 00:53:12,989 --> 00:53:14,752 Like the song, you know. 985 00:53:14,791 --> 00:53:17,692 It is man's job to work, 986 00:53:17,727 --> 00:53:19,627 protect the family, 987 00:53:19,663 --> 00:53:22,496 make decisions, pay the bills, 988 00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:26,195 the mortgage, everything. 989 00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:29,763 But it's the woman's job 990 00:53:29,806 --> 00:53:33,765 make that man want to do all these things for you. 991 00:53:33,810 --> 00:53:37,507 - You understand? - Yes, but I can pay my bills. 992 00:53:37,547 --> 00:53:41,415 No, no, no, you're Italian now. 993 00:53:41,451 --> 00:53:44,943 Remember, it's the little things 994 00:53:44,988 --> 00:53:48,651 between man and woman who count. 995 00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:02,132 - Tell me something about him. - No. 996 00:54:02,172 --> 00:54:04,367 - Tell me something. - You don't want to hear it. 997 00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:06,773 Yes indeed, if we are to be friends, 998 00:54:06,810 --> 00:54:10,109 then I must know something about him and give you my advice. 999 00:54:10,146 --> 00:54:13,343 - My simple, but profound advice. - No, it seems wrong to me 1000 00:54:13,383 --> 00:54:17,547 talking about such intimate things... with you. 1001 00:54:19,155 --> 00:54:21,214 Pretend he's gay. 1002 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:23,089 A gay, okay? I'm just saying, 1003 00:54:23,126 --> 00:54:26,357 it will be easier that way, and I won't care. 1004 00:54:26,396 --> 00:54:28,591 - Let's go. - I... okay. 1005 00:54:28,632 --> 00:54:30,725 - You wanted it. - I wanted it. 1006 00:54:31,434 --> 00:54:34,301 - I don't want to complain... - But... 1007 00:54:35,305 --> 00:54:37,239 But it's a bit boring. 1008 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:39,265 - Boring how? - Yes, I mean... 1009 00:54:39,309 --> 00:54:41,607 - if I go out with a boy... - Yes? 1010 00:54:41,645 --> 00:54:45,376 it has to be a step forward to my vibrator, because that's for sure. 1011 00:54:45,415 --> 00:54:49,215 I mean, it's not like I need it of a new and crazy idea every time, 1012 00:54:49,252 --> 00:54:51,914 but come on, invent something! 1013 00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:54,014 Put on a video occasionally. 1014 00:54:54,057 --> 00:54:55,547 Send a video. 1015 00:54:55,592 --> 00:54:57,685 I know. 1016 00:54:58,495 --> 00:55:00,759 I gave him some of my best DVDs. 1017 00:55:01,731 --> 00:55:04,393 I don't think so I haven't even seen one. 1018 00:55:05,502 --> 00:55:07,402 For example 1019 00:55:07,437 --> 00:55:09,428 the other night, 1020 00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:12,066 we were doing it doggy style 1021 00:55:12,108 --> 00:55:14,008 on the washing machine. 1022 00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:16,877 And I slapped him, and he... 1023 00:55:16,913 --> 00:55:18,881 She did what? 1024 00:55:20,617 --> 00:55:22,949 Okay, maybe you should think again. 1025 00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:26,114 Just ask yourself, what would a fisherman do? 1026 00:55:27,791 --> 00:55:29,486 She's out of the my comfort zone. 1027 00:55:29,526 --> 00:55:30,788 - I believe it. - Yes'. 1028 00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:32,556 Yes, it's... 1029 00:55:33,596 --> 00:55:35,587 Here it is. 1030 00:55:38,535 --> 00:55:41,368 I had a pause and thought to stop by and say hello. 1031 00:55:42,305 --> 00:55:43,795 - HI. - HI. 1032 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,967 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Dr. Costa. 1033 00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:48,000 - How are you? - So... 1034 00:55:49,679 --> 00:55:52,341 Wow, you know, if you guys 1035 00:55:52,382 --> 00:55:54,646 did you clean some of these boxes... 1036 00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:56,276 Gianluca, Gianluca. 1037 00:55:59,589 --> 00:56:02,649 - I have a system there. - Well, it clearly doesn't work. 1038 00:56:04,127 --> 00:56:06,789 Jake, do something about this, will you? 1039 00:56:06,830 --> 00:56:08,764 There's a need of a woman's touch. 1040 00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:12,100 You don't have any animal to care for? 1041 00:56:12,135 --> 00:56:14,626 - Some sick puppies... - Come on, you guys could help. 1042 00:56:14,671 --> 00:56:17,765 No, no, no, it's not... It's not in our contract. 1043 00:56:17,807 --> 00:56:20,674 We just... we just half an hour of cleaning per day, 1044 00:56:20,710 --> 00:56:22,473 It's... it's the contractual rule. 1045 00:56:22,512 --> 00:56:24,605 - It's the rule of union. - Already'. 1046 00:56:24,647 --> 00:56:26,672 Jake, you take care of it, we're going to have a beer. 1047 00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:28,581 Yes'. 1048 00:56:28,618 --> 00:56:30,950 They... he really has a system, it works... 1049 00:56:30,987 --> 00:56:32,978 - Get busy. - ... Good enough. 1050 00:57:06,189 --> 00:57:08,714 Nobody will spend so much for the fish. 1051 00:57:09,793 --> 00:57:14,230 People want to pay more, it makes them believe that the quality is better. 1052 00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:17,529 - Said like a real woman. - No, it's all about presentation. 1053 00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:20,127 If your fish looks like clean, sales take off. 1054 00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:21,501 I guarantee it. 1055 00:57:35,985 --> 00:57:37,953 What happened? 1056 00:57:37,987 --> 00:57:39,648 It's a disaster. 1057 00:57:39,689 --> 00:57:41,714 What the hell is this? Do we sell lemonade now? 1058 00:57:41,758 --> 00:57:43,817 You straightened my photos. 1059 00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:46,385 It's clean, it's alone a little cleaner, that's all. 1060 00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:49,421 What do you mean 'it's clean'? It's like an operating room. 1061 00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,331 You cleaned my floor. 1062 00:57:52,268 --> 00:57:54,293 You could eat it up This floor, it's terrible. 1063 00:57:54,337 --> 00:57:56,737 - It's a disaster. - It's wonderful. 1064 00:57:56,773 --> 00:57:58,604 It was his idea. 1065 00:57:59,609 --> 00:58:01,076 So you're coming this weekend 1066 00:58:01,110 --> 00:58:03,305 - at the faculty dinner with me. - Are you serious? No. 1067 00:58:03,346 --> 00:58:06,076 - Yes. - No, I don't want to come. 1068 00:58:06,115 --> 00:58:08,583 You have to, it's the duty of a friend. 1069 00:58:08,618 --> 00:58:10,586 - Intelligent people bore me. - Oh, my God. 1070 00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:12,645 Jake, don't start, you'll get there. 1071 00:58:12,689 --> 00:58:14,884 - OK, mom. - Excuse me? 1072 00:58:14,924 --> 00:58:17,484 - You look like my mother. - Well, you look like a child. 1073 00:58:17,527 --> 00:58:20,223 - You are a child. - My God. 1074 00:58:20,263 --> 00:58:22,094 Is your family still in Palermo? 1075 00:58:22,131 --> 00:58:24,190 Palermo? 1076 00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:25,997 No. 1077 00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:29,771 Actually my... my parents are dead. 1078 00:58:29,806 --> 00:58:32,070 - Stop it, Jake. - Seriously. 1079 00:58:33,543 --> 00:58:35,511 - Seriously? - Yes. 1080 00:58:35,545 --> 00:58:38,275 - Okay, I know you didn't know. - Oh God, I... 1081 00:58:38,314 --> 00:58:40,612 They... died during my penultimate year of high school. 1082 00:58:42,151 --> 00:58:44,244 - I am sorry. - Everything's fine. 1083 00:58:44,287 --> 00:58:46,653 You know, I loved my family. 1084 00:58:46,689 --> 00:58:49,556 She was fantastic, my old man was different. 1085 00:58:49,592 --> 00:58:51,719 He was a character. 1086 00:58:51,761 --> 00:58:53,854 - Do you want to have children? - I don't know. 1087 00:58:53,897 --> 00:58:56,092 - I would be a terrible father. - No, you wouldn't be. 1088 00:58:56,132 --> 00:58:58,760 Trust me, kids are not for me. 1089 00:58:58,801 --> 00:59:01,429 I have a friend who she has three children and she is always... 1090 00:59:01,471 --> 00:59:04,338 It's your girl Jake, not your friend. 1091 00:59:05,408 --> 00:59:07,842 The point is, the kids they turned her life upside down, 1092 00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:10,573 and now she's stuck in an unhappy marriage. 1093 00:59:10,613 --> 00:59:13,810 Wait, your girlfriend is married? 1094 00:59:13,850 --> 00:59:15,943 Yes'. 1095 00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:18,920 Well, I knew her since before he got married, though. 1096 00:59:18,955 --> 00:59:21,685 She has always been in love with me. 1097 00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:23,715 Are you in love with her? 1098 00:59:26,696 --> 00:59:28,323 Thank you, Mrs Vianelli. 1099 00:59:28,364 --> 00:59:30,355 You, you're getting lazy. 1100 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,459 I'd fire you if I could. 1101 00:59:32,502 --> 00:59:34,493 - Do you have a minute? - Yes, certainly. 1102 00:59:35,471 --> 00:59:38,702 - Now? - Absolutely. 1103 00:59:38,741 --> 00:59:42,541 - Take my place, please? - Oh, sure. 1104 00:59:44,614 --> 00:59:46,343 What is it? 1105 00:59:47,483 --> 00:59:50,247 - Everything is fine? - Yes'. 1106 00:59:51,187 --> 00:59:53,178 The lessons are interesting and... 1107 00:59:54,691 --> 00:59:57,922 - Yes, the lessons are interesting. - Do you learn new things? 1108 00:59:57,961 --> 00:59:59,519 What the hell do you want? 1109 01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:04,930 How much would it cost? 1110 01:00:05,802 --> 01:00:07,770 How much would what cost? 1111 01:00:10,206 --> 01:00:12,674 - A consultation. - Consulting? 1112 01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:15,507 Yes, what are you a parrot? Do you have to repeat everything I say? 1113 01:00:15,545 --> 01:00:17,445 A consultation! 1114 01:00:19,082 --> 01:00:21,710 Look, you're almost a psychologist now, right? 1115 01:00:21,751 --> 01:00:24,652 So... how much would it cost a session? 1116 01:00:24,687 --> 01:00:26,552 Do you want me to be your psychologist? 1117 01:00:26,589 --> 01:00:28,716 Yes, but... 1118 01:00:29,892 --> 01:00:31,826 we can't tell anyone. 1119 01:00:31,861 --> 01:00:33,852 Of course not. 1120 01:00:34,697 --> 01:00:36,688 I'm a professional. 1121 01:00:39,335 --> 01:00:41,326 But, you know... 1122 01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:44,034 Damn, Jake. 1123 01:00:44,073 --> 01:00:45,404 - You're my boss. - I know. 1124 01:00:45,441 --> 01:00:48,239 This is why we must keep it between us, okay? 1125 01:00:48,277 --> 01:00:50,336 Very professional, but 1126 01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:52,314 treat me like any other patient. 1127 01:00:52,348 --> 01:00:55,840 Okay, but It'll cost you $20 an hour. 1128 01:00:56,786 --> 01:00:59,152 - $20 an hour? - Yes'. 1129 01:00:59,188 --> 01:01:02,180 I'll pay you twice as much in the store! Do you go to school to make less money? 1130 01:01:02,225 --> 01:01:04,955 - Not everything is about money, Jake. - I'm just saying 1131 01:01:04,994 --> 01:01:07,588 - that you use your education to... - Okay, 40. 1132 01:01:07,630 --> 01:01:10,963 40, okay? Do you want to do the session or not? 1133 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,524 - Yes'. - Well. 1134 01:01:12,568 --> 01:01:15,230 - Yes'. - When? 1135 01:01:15,271 --> 01:01:17,899 - Well, when is right for you? - I don't know. 1136 01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:19,498 - Now? - Now it's fine. 1137 01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:21,100 - Now it's fine. - I could... 1138 01:01:21,144 --> 01:01:23,135 - Now? - I can... yes. 1139 01:01:24,247 --> 01:01:25,509 - OK. - OK. 1140 01:01:25,548 --> 01:01:28,346 - So, what... - Why don't you sit down? 1141 01:01:28,384 --> 01:01:31,251 I'll sit down and... and we can begin. 1142 01:01:31,287 --> 01:01:32,686 - OK. - I don't like it that way. 1143 01:01:32,722 --> 01:01:34,485 - Why don't we switch? - I don't... 1144 01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:36,583 Come here, it's more comfortable. 1145 01:01:36,626 --> 01:01:38,753 Yes'. 1146 01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:41,894 Well. 1147 01:01:41,931 --> 01:01:44,126 That's fine. 1148 01:01:47,303 --> 01:01:49,294 Here we are. 1149 01:01:58,748 --> 01:01:59,806 Therefore, 1150 01:02:00,583 --> 01:02:02,608 Mr. Bianchi. 1151 01:02:02,652 --> 01:02:05,212 Tell me when his problems began. 1152 01:02:05,254 --> 01:02:08,223 Do we really have to do this? We are in a fish shop. 1153 01:02:08,257 --> 01:02:11,715 Yes, if you want a relationship professional doctor-patient. 1154 01:02:11,761 --> 01:02:14,161 Please answer the question. 1155 01:02:15,198 --> 01:02:17,063 She's 6 years older than me, and... 1156 01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:19,466 - Her? - Marisa, you donkey. 1157 01:02:20,002 --> 01:02:22,732 - Marisa? - I'm really paying you 40 an hour 1158 01:02:22,772 --> 01:02:24,763 just for you to repeat everything I say, Steve? 1159 01:02:24,807 --> 01:02:28,436 50 and I'll make you pay too more if you keep being difficult. 1160 01:02:28,478 --> 01:02:31,038 - That's what doctors do. - Psychologists are not doctors. 1161 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,241 Whatever it is. 1162 01:02:33,282 --> 01:02:36,740 If she really has 6 years older than you, Mr. Bianchi, 1163 01:02:36,786 --> 01:02:39,084 I suggest you, vulgarly, to download it. 1164 01:02:39,989 --> 01:02:42,219 - What? - You see, this... this woman 1165 01:02:42,258 --> 01:02:45,022 he played ball with his tonsils of men in the field of life, 1166 01:02:45,061 --> 01:02:46,756 while she was still a simple spermatozoon 1167 01:02:46,796 --> 01:02:50,163 - in his father's scrotum. - Look, Steve, I'm in trouble, man. 1168 01:02:50,199 --> 01:02:52,895 I have a whole relationship based on lies. 1169 01:02:52,935 --> 01:02:55,631 - I understand, Mr. Bianchi. - Bianski. 1170 01:02:55,671 --> 01:02:57,935 - I'm not Italian. - I could have fallen for it. 1171 01:02:57,974 --> 01:03:00,374 And I don't even have one real relationship with Isabella. 1172 01:03:00,409 --> 01:03:02,639 Now, finally let's go somewhere. 1173 01:03:02,678 --> 01:03:05,841 Not a relationship significant, but 1174 01:03:05,882 --> 01:03:08,544 if I want it to work with her, I have to tell her the truth. 1175 01:03:08,584 --> 01:03:10,711 No, absolutely not. 1176 01:03:10,753 --> 01:03:13,221 The truth never helps anyone. 1177 01:03:13,256 --> 01:03:16,953 Relationships are already delicate enough without the truth messing everything up. 1178 01:03:16,993 --> 01:03:19,928 You see the truth is pure oxygen. 1179 01:03:19,962 --> 01:03:23,159 It can kill you, it has to be mixed with something else. 1180 01:03:23,199 --> 01:03:25,759 What? I... I'm really into you paying for this advice? 1181 01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:28,032 If you love someone, accept them. 1182 01:03:28,070 --> 01:03:30,436 And if the truth helps, well, flaunt it. 1183 01:03:30,473 --> 01:03:32,737 If not, avoid it like the plague, 1184 01:03:32,775 --> 01:03:37,075 like a plague that should be chased out of the valley. 1185 01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:40,107 The valley? 1186 01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:43,141 Fathers and sons say to each other terrible things to each other, 1187 01:03:43,186 --> 01:03:44,813 things that shouldn't never be repeated. 1188 01:03:44,854 --> 01:03:46,788 Most of them true. 1189 01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:49,724 But what matters it's how they feel. 1190 01:03:49,759 --> 01:03:52,319 This is what matters. 1191 01:03:54,297 --> 01:03:56,231 You have learned all these studying things? 1192 01:03:56,265 --> 01:03:59,792 Come on, Jake, you don't get this crap from books. 1193 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,827 That's life, man, life! 1194 01:04:02,672 --> 01:04:04,731 And I really lived it. 1195 01:04:05,274 --> 01:04:07,139 Excuse me sir. 1196 01:04:07,176 --> 01:04:08,973 Listen, before I forget, 1197 01:04:09,011 --> 01:04:11,104 I need to go out first tonight, I'm busy. 1198 01:04:11,147 --> 01:04:12,808 Well, you're the boss. 1199 01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:16,580 I have to go to vocational school to sign up for some evening courses. 1200 01:04:16,619 --> 01:04:19,281 - English literature. - Are you kidding? You too? 1201 01:04:19,322 --> 01:04:22,155 Hey, I won't get through it all life in this fish shop. 1202 01:04:22,191 --> 01:04:24,421 - I have dreams too. - English literature? 1203 01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:27,088 You love fish. 1204 01:04:27,129 --> 01:04:29,962 Whatever you want buddy, go study Shakespeare, I don't care. 1205 01:04:29,999 --> 01:04:32,559 I always thought you had a weakness for men in tights, anyway. 1206 01:04:32,602 --> 01:04:35,366 Well, yes, thanks for the support. 1207 01:04:35,404 --> 01:04:37,167 You have it. 1208 01:04:38,407 --> 01:04:40,534 He's taking me to the faculty dinner. 1209 01:04:40,576 --> 01:04:44,034 Don't go, the intellectuals, although I count myself among them 1210 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,514 they are really intransigent, if you are not at their level. 1211 01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:48,949 Jake you should have at least done a few years of good sex, 1212 01:04:48,985 --> 01:04:50,543 before this bullshit started. 1213 01:04:50,586 --> 01:04:53,714 I mean, at the very least you would have should have seen her nipples. 1214 01:04:57,660 --> 01:04:59,651 Hey. 1215 01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:02,997 - You can't wear that. - Why not? 1216 01:05:03,032 --> 01:05:05,398 Because you can't wear the persimmon at a formal event. 1217 01:05:05,434 --> 01:05:07,493 - Just let me... Can I? - Hey. 1218 01:05:07,536 --> 01:05:10,027 If you don't want to take me like this As I am, why don't you bring Michael? 1219 01:05:10,072 --> 01:05:13,439 Because I want to take you. You just have to make yourself look good for me. 1220 01:05:13,476 --> 01:05:15,205 Here, try this. 1221 01:05:15,244 --> 01:05:17,974 No, I can't wear that one. 1222 01:05:18,014 --> 01:05:21,882 Alright, how about this? 1223 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,408 No, none of these. 1224 01:05:23,452 --> 01:05:26,182 - Because you want a suit.... - Just show me this. 1225 01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:29,080 - It suits you. - Yes. 1226 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,116 What is this? 1227 01:05:32,028 --> 01:05:34,019 This. 1228 01:05:38,601 --> 01:05:42,367 - Wow. - Oh, yeah. These are... 1229 01:05:42,405 --> 01:05:44,396 my anniversary outfits. 1230 01:05:45,975 --> 01:05:48,102 If you truly love someone, 1231 01:05:48,144 --> 01:05:50,840 he doesn't need things like that. 1232 01:05:53,883 --> 01:05:56,750 Well, can you tell me what you can wear? 1233 01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:59,949 As'? Well, if it's all right with me, 1234 01:05:59,989 --> 01:06:01,684 it should be fine too for your snobbish Ivy League friends. 1235 01:06:01,724 --> 01:06:04,249 I'm not snobbish. They are intellectuals. 1236 01:06:04,293 --> 01:06:06,386 Intellectuals bore me. 1237 01:06:06,429 --> 01:06:08,454 I won't get anything to talk about with them. 1238 01:06:08,497 --> 01:06:10,727 You'll have fun, I promise. 1239 01:06:10,766 --> 01:06:14,202 Yes, we do castrations with the laser. We get along well. 1240 01:06:14,236 --> 01:06:17,103 - And the removal of the ovaries? - That's more complicated. 1241 01:06:17,139 --> 01:06:19,607 I think there is still a need of human touch, for that. 1242 01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:24,805 Tonight is a special evening. 1243 01:06:24,847 --> 01:06:26,815 I'm happy to present 1244 01:06:26,849 --> 01:06:30,615 the Veterinaries Without Borders award for excellence in research 1245 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:33,121 to Doctor Marisa Costa 1246 01:06:33,155 --> 01:06:36,716 for his remarkable work with the Italian greyhound. 1247 01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:44,155 Attention, gentlemen. He's stealing the show. 1248 01:06:45,401 --> 01:06:47,266 This is for Dr. Costa, 1249 01:06:47,303 --> 01:06:49,294 one of our most loved colleagues, 1250 01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:51,898 and for his quest for knowledge. 1251 01:06:56,879 --> 01:06:59,677 You were supposed to get a prize and you didn't tell me anything? 1252 01:06:59,715 --> 01:07:01,273 You don't ask me questions about my work. 1253 01:07:01,317 --> 01:07:03,342 It's not just a prize. 1254 01:07:03,386 --> 01:07:06,822 It's a grant. A $500,000 grant. 1255 01:07:06,856 --> 01:07:09,416 Not bad, having finished vet school 4 years ago. 1256 01:07:09,458 --> 01:07:12,393 That's what I was saying. $500,000 and you didn't tell me anything? 1257 01:07:12,428 --> 01:07:14,453 - You wouldn't have come. - I would have come. 1258 01:07:14,497 --> 01:07:16,465 What's your job, Jack? 1259 01:07:18,467 --> 01:07:21,265 - I work in a fish shop. - A fish shop? 1260 01:07:22,805 --> 01:07:25,137 - Do you sell fish? - He's being modest. 1261 01:07:25,174 --> 01:07:27,199 He's the owner. 1262 01:07:27,243 --> 01:07:29,006 So you're an entrepreneur. 1263 01:07:29,912 --> 01:07:32,039 Let's put it that way, yes. 1264 01:07:32,081 --> 01:07:34,879 Speaking of work, Susan got a promotion. 1265 01:07:34,917 --> 01:07:37,545 - She became tenured at the university. - Congratulations. 1266 01:07:37,586 --> 01:07:39,986 - Optimal. - And a good increase in salary. 1267 01:07:40,022 --> 01:07:41,819 85,000 per year. 1268 01:07:43,926 --> 01:07:45,359 Alone? 1269 01:07:47,930 --> 01:07:50,125 I mean, 1270 01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:52,862 she's a teacher. Do you earn that little? 1271 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:55,632 It's actually a very good salary. 1272 01:07:55,671 --> 01:07:58,231 - How does he live? - Excuse me? 1273 01:07:58,274 --> 01:08:01,402 I mean… I make money so in a bad year. 1274 01:08:01,444 --> 01:08:05,005 Wait a minute. A fishmonger earns 85,000? 1275 01:08:05,047 --> 01:08:07,345 Yes'. 1276 01:08:07,850 --> 01:08:10,910 - Really? - It's nice to be a fishmonger. 1277 01:08:12,688 --> 01:08:14,246 The goal of North End Fisheries 1278 01:08:14,290 --> 01:08:16,485 is to increase consistently our annual profit margin. 1279 01:08:16,525 --> 01:08:19,255 I recently increased the prices in the store. 1280 01:08:19,295 --> 01:08:23,061 Customers spend more because they think they are buying a better product. 1281 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:24,691 As long as I keep my expenses low 1282 01:08:24,733 --> 01:08:28,032 my income is outside the red stamp, rather they go towards the green dot. 1283 01:08:28,070 --> 01:08:29,833 - Yes'. - In theory, 1284 01:08:29,872 --> 01:08:32,238 let's say she receives an information 1285 01:08:32,274 --> 01:08:34,708 by a certain veterinary researcher 1286 01:08:34,743 --> 01:08:38,338 about a new type of avian flu 1287 01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:43,044 which is capable of exterminating the entire feline population. 1288 01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:46,617 How does he make money? 1289 01:08:46,655 --> 01:08:50,955 Well, I guess, in that terrible situation, 1290 01:08:52,394 --> 01:08:53,884 you can have a small profit 1291 01:08:53,929 --> 01:08:56,363 with the short sale of companies animal food producers 1292 01:08:56,398 --> 01:09:01,358 and invest in companies at the same time who produce coffins... for animals. 1293 01:09:02,338 --> 01:09:04,203 Anyway guys, I hope it was useful. 1294 01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:08,040 I don't know, I thought that if it was smart enough to get into Harvard 1295 01:09:08,077 --> 01:09:11,205 you should be too financially smart to be able to pay for it. 1296 01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:21,115 Do you really think that guy Will he call me to lecture? 1297 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:23,125 Probably, he adored you. 1298 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:27,528 I, dropped out of high school, do I end up giving conferences? 1299 01:09:27,563 --> 01:09:29,554 It would be too nice. 1300 01:09:30,299 --> 01:09:32,790 In your opinion Were they making fun of me? 1301 01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:36,202 Because I was out of place, like a prostitute in a convent? 1302 01:09:36,238 --> 01:09:38,604 That's your knowledge, not theirs. 1303 01:09:38,641 --> 01:09:40,233 Why are you annoyed? 1304 01:09:40,276 --> 01:09:42,767 I'm not annoyed, I'm just... 1305 01:09:44,079 --> 01:09:46,343 - You know. - No. 1306 01:09:46,382 --> 01:09:49,510 - What is it? - It was my night. 1307 01:09:49,552 --> 01:09:54,455 But I've been blacked out, and not from my boyfriend. 1308 01:09:55,457 --> 01:09:56,651 - Come here. - No. 1309 01:09:58,093 --> 01:10:00,254 If I have to be eclipsed by someone 1310 01:10:00,296 --> 01:10:02,196 I wish it were at least him 1311 01:10:02,231 --> 01:10:04,665 who I sleep with when I come home in the evening. 1312 01:10:05,801 --> 01:10:07,666 Me, in this case. 1313 01:10:08,671 --> 01:10:11,333 - Good night. - Good night? 1314 01:10:12,341 --> 01:10:14,172 You... 1315 01:10:15,110 --> 01:10:17,101 Seriously? 1316 01:10:39,001 --> 01:10:40,161 Ready? 1317 01:10:40,202 --> 01:10:41,999 Hey. 1318 01:10:42,037 --> 01:10:44,028 Will you open me up? 1319 01:10:50,045 --> 01:10:52,036 You need a sleepover. 1320 01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:12,594 I was thinking a sleepover adult version. 1321 01:11:12,635 --> 01:11:14,000 No! 1322 01:11:14,036 --> 01:11:16,698 Adult sleepovers They're not that funny. 1323 01:11:20,743 --> 01:11:24,440 Stay there and watch or come here to help me? 1324 01:11:45,434 --> 01:11:47,163 Handsome. 1325 01:11:52,775 --> 01:11:54,766 See that line there? 1326 01:11:55,778 --> 01:11:58,008 The one that represents friendship. 1327 01:12:00,015 --> 01:12:02,950 I'd say we've surpassed it. 1328 01:12:07,656 --> 01:12:10,181 - Do you know what Freud says? - Yes'. 1329 01:12:11,126 --> 01:12:14,254 He says I should fuck my mother. 1330 01:12:33,515 --> 01:12:34,914 Hey! 1331 01:12:34,950 --> 01:12:37,441 Beautiful day, beautiful day! 1332 01:12:37,486 --> 01:12:39,351 - How is it going? - At that time. 1333 01:12:39,388 --> 01:12:43,017 - At that time? - How's therapy going, huh? 1334 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:47,019 I'm not... I'm not in therapy. 1335 01:12:47,062 --> 01:12:49,030 How can you think such a thing? 1336 01:12:49,064 --> 01:12:52,329 It's Steve, he told us about your... 1337 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:54,336 sessions. 1338 01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:56,270 But don't worry. 1339 01:12:56,305 --> 01:12:58,796 With me your secret is safe. 1340 01:12:58,841 --> 01:12:59,830 Did he tell you? 1341 01:13:02,745 --> 01:13:05,213 You know, you're going to need it for a while. 1342 01:13:22,931 --> 01:13:26,128 How radiant you are! 1343 01:13:26,168 --> 01:13:27,897 Oh, believe me it's not light. 1344 01:13:27,936 --> 01:13:31,030 It's really fire. 1345 01:13:35,878 --> 01:13:38,870 I don't care, many historians would disagree. 1346 01:13:40,282 --> 01:13:42,944 I don't care than what historians say. 1347 01:13:42,985 --> 01:13:44,612 I live anyway. 1348 01:13:44,653 --> 01:13:46,644 And I tell you 1349 01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:49,020 Italy was never part of the Axis. 1350 01:13:49,057 --> 01:13:51,719 - Yes, it is. - No! 1351 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,591 It is not true. 1352 01:13:53,629 --> 01:13:56,029 Before or after the war? 1353 01:13:56,064 --> 01:13:59,261 Sooner or later! The Italian people he has always been with the Allies. 1354 01:13:59,301 --> 01:14:02,566 - What? - If it had been for Mussolini... 1355 01:14:02,604 --> 01:14:04,595 But that's another story. 1356 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:07,074 Is this a joke? 1357 01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,906 Is Jake there? I have to talk to him. 1358 01:14:09,711 --> 01:14:12,578 - What the hell do you want? - Look, I need a hand, please. 1359 01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:16,244 - It won't happen. - For goodness' sake. 1360 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,719 Oh god, it's been 8 years. You can't have it yet. 1361 01:14:18,754 --> 01:14:22,588 Time heals almost all wounds, but Jake is almost a homophiliac. 1362 01:14:22,624 --> 01:14:25,286 - No, no, hemophiliac. - Yes, hemophiliac. 1363 01:14:25,327 --> 01:14:27,761 He... is still bleeding. 1364 01:14:27,796 --> 01:14:30,788 Yes well, it shouldn't bleed anymore. 1365 01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:32,824 Because I'm back. 1366 01:14:34,670 --> 01:14:36,035 What? 1367 01:14:37,339 --> 01:14:40,137 Did it take you 8 years to figure it out? 1368 01:14:40,175 --> 01:14:42,666 I'm sorry about I may have been slower than you, but... 1369 01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:46,807 I'm here now. 1370 01:14:48,283 --> 01:14:50,274 If you want me. 1371 01:14:52,688 --> 01:14:54,679 Help me! 1372 01:14:55,958 --> 01:14:58,324 Maybe it wasn't such a great idea, huh? 1373 01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:00,351 No, are you kidding? 1374 01:15:00,395 --> 01:15:01,828 This is 1375 01:15:01,864 --> 01:15:04,833 It's the best day of my life. 1376 01:15:04,867 --> 01:15:06,926 It's what I've always dreamed of, right? 1377 01:15:06,969 --> 01:15:09,733 - It doesn't seem like it. - I don't know. 1378 01:15:09,771 --> 01:15:12,239 You happened to me so unexpectedly. 1379 01:15:15,010 --> 01:15:17,638 I didn't know what to do, that's all. 1380 01:15:17,679 --> 01:15:19,909 Well, you must be happy. 1381 01:15:19,948 --> 01:15:22,382 It's what you always wanted, right? 1382 01:15:22,417 --> 01:15:24,476 Yes, no. I know, I know. 1383 01:15:26,021 --> 01:15:28,216 It's all fantastic. 1384 01:15:30,058 --> 01:15:32,049 We are soul mates. 1385 01:15:34,596 --> 01:15:36,120 Hey, honey. 1386 01:15:36,164 --> 01:15:38,155 Games? 1387 01:15:41,270 --> 01:15:43,966 - So how's it going? - Yes... 1388 01:15:44,006 --> 01:15:46,736 No, great, you know? 1389 01:15:46,775 --> 01:15:49,642 It's everything I've ever dreamed of. 1390 01:15:49,678 --> 01:15:51,873 - Okay, yes. - Really? 1391 01:15:52,881 --> 01:15:55,782 You want my opinion professional or the sincere one? 1392 01:15:55,817 --> 01:15:58,411 - Which one is the most important? - Oh, they both are. 1393 01:15:58,453 --> 01:16:00,580 - Then tell me both. - OK. 1394 01:16:00,622 --> 01:16:04,251 - Professional opinion first? - I don't care, tell me one. 1395 01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:06,693 Well, let's see. My professional opinion is: 1396 01:16:06,728 --> 01:16:09,288 get out of town, get in your van, 1397 01:16:09,331 --> 01:16:12,323 move to another state and don't tell anyone where you're going. Right away! 1398 01:16:12,367 --> 01:16:14,892 - Come on, I'm serious. - Me too! 1399 01:16:14,937 --> 01:16:16,700 Her husband will kill you. 1400 01:16:16,738 --> 01:16:19,206 It's true, he's Italian. 1401 01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:22,210 You know what? If you have to stand there and listen anyway, 1402 01:16:22,244 --> 01:16:26,840 why don't you come over here, grab a chair and will you join my session? 1403 01:16:26,882 --> 01:16:28,816 You asked for it. 1404 01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:30,943 Hey, dad. Can you stand at the checkout? 1405 01:16:32,220 --> 01:16:35,087 - No problem, I left a note. - Him too? 1406 01:16:35,123 --> 01:16:38,889 He would tell me everything anyway, so we save time. 1407 01:16:38,927 --> 01:16:41,418 I'm asking this as a friend, Jake. Don't get us in the middle of this. 1408 01:16:41,463 --> 01:16:43,260 Your life is shit. 1409 01:16:43,298 --> 01:16:45,095 How do you keep customers? 1410 01:16:45,133 --> 01:16:47,624 How do you keep your balls? 1411 01:16:50,973 --> 01:16:52,600 Is it a meeting? 1412 01:16:52,641 --> 01:16:54,506 Yes, more or less. 1413 01:16:54,543 --> 01:16:56,238 Hi, guys. 1414 01:16:56,278 --> 01:16:57,643 Hola. 1415 01:16:57,679 --> 01:16:59,647 - How is it going? - Hey, Jake. 1416 01:16:59,681 --> 01:17:01,672 How is it going? 1417 01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:07,689 - What are these? - I'm alone, I'm some... 1418 01:17:07,723 --> 01:17:09,520 Fish labels. 1419 01:17:09,558 --> 01:17:11,719 -Did a Girl Scout write them? - No, I'm... 1420 01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:15,059 - He said it, they're fish labels. - You see, we're in a fish shop. 1421 01:17:15,097 --> 01:17:17,258 - Really? Thank you. - Yes'. 1422 01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:20,693 Well, we're going for a walk. Do you want to come? 1423 01:17:20,736 --> 01:17:24,172 Yes, I'll be right there. I only spend 5 minutes with the kids. 1424 01:17:24,206 --> 01:17:25,935 - See you outside, OK? - OK. 1425 01:17:25,974 --> 01:17:28,238 Go. 1426 01:17:28,910 --> 01:17:30,537 See you guys. 1427 01:17:32,247 --> 01:17:34,772 Yes, okay, see you. 1428 01:17:34,816 --> 01:17:37,216 - HI. - HI. 1429 01:17:41,757 --> 01:17:45,193 I know a guy which makes problems disappear. 1430 01:17:45,227 --> 01:17:48,094 - Your kind of problem. - Yes, Frankie, the jeweler's cousin. 1431 01:17:50,465 --> 01:17:53,025 You'll never know what happened. 1432 01:17:53,835 --> 01:17:55,894 You just know 1433 01:17:55,937 --> 01:17:57,928 that she won't come back. 1434 01:18:00,575 --> 01:18:03,066 - Here you are! - Hey. 1435 01:18:05,213 --> 01:18:06,441 They hate me. 1436 01:18:06,481 --> 01:18:08,676 No. Yes, that's true. 1437 01:18:10,252 --> 01:18:13,244 - Do you hate me? - No, I don't hate you. 1438 01:18:19,294 --> 01:18:21,785 You there! 1439 01:18:23,131 --> 01:18:24,928 Isabella, this is Marisa. 1440 01:18:25,967 --> 01:18:27,958 Marisa, Isabella. 1441 01:18:29,071 --> 01:18:31,130 Are you Marisa? 1442 01:18:31,173 --> 01:18:33,266 I've heard a lot about you. 1443 01:18:38,647 --> 01:18:41,013 I, I have to, you're... 1444 01:18:42,350 --> 01:18:44,147 Marisa! 1445 01:18:47,422 --> 01:18:51,586 Marisa! Marisa! 1446 01:18:51,626 --> 01:18:53,355 Come on! 1447 01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:55,056 Marisa! 1448 01:18:56,198 --> 01:18:57,324 God! 1449 01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:00,491 Why are you so fast? 1450 01:19:02,170 --> 01:19:05,936 'Oh, what a network tangled that we weave' 1451 01:19:05,974 --> 01:19:09,068 'Starting from a first falsehood'. 1452 01:19:09,111 --> 01:19:12,444 - Like the song. - It's not a song, dad, it's Shakespeare. 1453 01:19:12,481 --> 01:19:14,142 - Huh? - No, that's not true. 1454 01:19:14,182 --> 01:19:16,343 It's Walter Scott. 1455 01:19:16,384 --> 01:19:18,284 No, forget the poetry. 1456 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:20,083 Now you have the opportunity 1457 01:19:20,122 --> 01:19:22,920 to exploit Marisa's latent lesbian side. 1458 01:19:22,958 --> 01:19:26,860 You could invite Isabella to join you in a threesome, right? 1459 01:19:26,895 --> 01:19:30,023 - Like a little melee! - Yes, no, just like a melee. 1460 01:19:31,399 --> 01:19:33,390 God, here's my boy! 1461 01:19:34,469 --> 01:19:36,460 Yes, that's a great idea. 1462 01:19:38,974 --> 01:19:41,169 What? Oh, no. 1463 01:19:48,150 --> 01:19:50,050 We've already taken care of it his fish. Gentleman! 1464 01:19:50,085 --> 01:19:52,212 - He's my son, OK? - Your son? 1465 01:19:52,254 --> 01:19:54,222 - Wait... - No, I have to... 1466 01:19:54,256 --> 01:19:57,419 - The son of an acquaintance, I must... - Sir! 1467 01:19:57,459 --> 01:19:59,723 Your pet will die if we don't hurry. 1468 01:20:04,599 --> 01:20:08,228 - Your antics don't work. - These are not jokes. 1469 01:20:08,270 --> 01:20:11,535 I swear, we have to help Chuckie. 1470 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:16,133 Jake, these rodents carry disease. 1471 01:20:17,012 --> 01:20:19,037 Darling, darling, will you give it to me? 1472 01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:20,513 - Will you leave it to me? - Everything is fine. 1473 01:20:20,549 --> 01:20:22,779 Can you let me look at it for a moment, honey? 1474 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,218 - He'll help Chuckie, okay? - Thank you. 1475 01:20:25,253 --> 01:20:27,187 - He'll cure Chuckie. - Yes'. 1476 01:20:27,222 --> 01:20:28,621 All right? 1477 01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:29,919 Hate! What are you... 1478 01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:31,949 Where did it go your veterinary delicacy? 1479 01:20:34,429 --> 01:20:36,090 Really? 1480 01:20:36,131 --> 01:20:37,860 Here, here. 1481 01:20:37,899 --> 01:20:39,890 Can I talk to you for a moment? 1482 01:20:43,004 --> 01:20:45,768 You can't throw it away a child's pet in the garbage. 1483 01:20:45,807 --> 01:20:48,640 -What kind of mother will you be? - At this rate, I never will be. 1484 01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:50,201 Anyway, that mouse is dead. 1485 01:20:50,245 --> 01:20:53,009 Then you have to do something, try cardiac massage. 1486 01:20:53,481 --> 01:20:55,972 - What part of 'dead' didn't you understand? - Just cure it! 1487 01:20:56,017 --> 01:20:58,542 Change it for another, he will never notice. 1488 01:20:58,587 --> 01:21:01,954 We're not in a pet store, It's a doctor's office. 1489 01:21:01,990 --> 01:21:05,084 Well, it's a veterinary practice. 1490 01:21:05,927 --> 01:21:07,360 Why all this? 1491 01:21:07,395 --> 01:21:10,364 For a child and his pet. 1492 01:21:10,398 --> 01:21:12,730 - Is that enough? - Yes'. 1493 01:21:12,767 --> 01:21:15,759 - And that's it. - You knew he was dead. 1494 01:21:15,804 --> 01:21:17,669 But you came here anyway. 1495 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:19,674 It's an excuse, Jake. 1496 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:22,836 You think I would use tragedy of a child for personal interest? 1497 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,641 - Yes'. - Ch... 1498 01:21:26,114 --> 01:21:29,845 You look really good. Is this the shirt I bought you? 1499 01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:32,945 - Get out of my office. - Why are you so angry? 1500 01:21:32,988 --> 01:21:36,253 I told you right away that I had a girlfriend. 1501 01:21:36,291 --> 01:21:38,316 I thought that we had overcome the problem. 1502 01:21:40,195 --> 01:21:42,390 Go away, Jake. Out, really. 1503 01:21:42,430 --> 01:21:44,091 You knew we were just friends. 1504 01:21:44,132 --> 01:21:48,501 Yeah, well, you know what? Maybe I didn't want to believe it. 1505 01:21:51,940 --> 01:21:53,931 Hey, buddy. 1506 01:21:59,414 --> 01:22:01,609 I'll buy you a new Chuckie. 1507 01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:16,753 Ready? 1508 01:22:16,798 --> 01:22:19,096 Let me talk to my wife, son of a bitch. 1509 01:22:20,468 --> 01:22:22,459 It's for you. 1510 01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:29,008 I tried. He doesn't want to talk to you. 1511 01:22:29,044 --> 01:22:30,568 See how I make you, 1512 01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:33,775 your balls will float in a Tupperware container. 1513 01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:38,711 OK, wait a minute. Wait, I'll be right down. 1514 01:22:38,753 --> 01:22:40,516 What? 1515 01:22:42,424 --> 01:22:44,551 Do you know what your problem is? 1516 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:47,360 You don't understand women. 1517 01:22:47,395 --> 01:22:49,056 Not at all. 1518 01:22:49,097 --> 01:22:50,997 You know, you have to make them feel special 1519 01:22:51,032 --> 01:22:53,398 woo them and stuff like that. 1520 01:22:53,435 --> 01:22:55,926 Buying gifts. Women love gifts. 1521 01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:57,871 She's my wife. 1522 01:22:57,906 --> 01:23:00,739 You won't go anywhere with this attitude. 1523 01:23:02,110 --> 01:23:05,568 They want to feel like they are the only people in the world. 1524 01:23:05,613 --> 01:23:07,877 You know, they want to be desired. 1525 01:23:09,284 --> 01:23:11,616 I'm serious. Tell one woman a nice thing, 1526 01:23:11,653 --> 01:23:14,383 and you can do it in an instant. 1527 01:23:14,422 --> 01:23:16,913 I don't want to 'do' anyone. 1528 01:23:16,958 --> 01:23:18,949 I want my family back. 1529 01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:21,656 Ready? Am I talking to myself? 1530 01:23:21,696 --> 01:23:23,220 I want you to recover too, friend. 1531 01:23:23,264 --> 01:23:25,858 I have a full room of children upstairs, are you joking? 1532 01:23:25,900 --> 01:23:28,095 But you will have to win her back. 1533 01:23:28,136 --> 01:23:31,367 Otherwise, he won't respect you anymore. 1534 01:23:31,406 --> 01:23:35,206 If you don't want it, then why did you destroy my family? 1535 01:23:35,243 --> 01:23:36,733 Des... Come on. It's just that... 1536 01:23:36,778 --> 01:23:39,406 You know, people want always what they can't have. 1537 01:23:39,447 --> 01:23:42,280 'The neighbor's grass is' always greener, things like that. 1538 01:23:42,317 --> 01:23:44,182 You'll get it back. 1539 01:23:44,219 --> 01:23:47,245 You just have to chase it. They love to be chased. 1540 01:23:47,288 --> 01:23:49,984 It's what they want. It's not that difficult. 1541 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:55,361 You're an idiot. You don't deserve Isabella. 1542 01:23:55,397 --> 01:23:57,729 - I know. - Or any other, for that matter. 1543 01:23:57,766 --> 01:23:59,631 Oh, I know. 1544 01:23:59,667 --> 01:24:00,827 Another beer? 1545 01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:02,860 Are these questions worth asking? 1546 01:24:07,008 --> 01:24:09,306 HI! 1547 01:24:10,311 --> 01:24:14,611 Marisa! Answer the intercom! I know you want to talk to me too. It's that... 1548 01:24:14,649 --> 01:24:17,482 Shut the fuck up, we're trying to sleep! 1549 01:24:17,519 --> 01:24:19,714 - Get the fuck out, faggot. - Darling, come and see, 1550 01:24:19,754 --> 01:24:23,588 - there's a madman at the window. - I know. 1551 01:24:23,625 --> 01:24:25,559 - I won't come down. - Just... 1552 01:24:25,593 --> 01:24:27,356 - Hey! - I have to talk to you. 1553 01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,693 - And speak, then. - Honey, call the police. 1554 01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:32,564 - I think it's going to come off. - What? 1555 01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:35,967 - My cock! My friend! - I'll cut it for you. 1556 01:24:36,004 --> 01:24:38,336 - Jake, stop. - I did what you asked. 1557 01:24:38,373 --> 01:24:41,069 I... I stopped doing sex with the sheep and then the... 1558 01:24:41,109 --> 01:24:43,077 - The hen got jealous. - Please stop. 1559 01:24:43,111 --> 01:24:46,410 - Get the fuck out of here! - Let me... Come on, just a little. 1560 01:24:46,448 --> 01:24:49,645 - It's nothing strange, it's just that... - Jake! 1561 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,479 - I like doing it with animals! - Shut up, out there! 1562 01:24:53,521 --> 01:24:55,386 - Shut up! Shut up! - You introduced them to me. 1563 01:24:55,423 --> 01:24:57,618 Is it that wrong? Huh? 1564 01:24:57,659 --> 01:25:00,127 - Eh, Veterinary Marisa Costa? - Oh, my God. 1565 01:25:00,161 --> 01:25:02,254 - Extension 302? - Go up. 1566 01:25:02,297 --> 01:25:04,094 Drunk bum! 1567 01:25:10,572 --> 01:25:11,561 HI. 1568 01:25:11,606 --> 01:25:14,097 There's nothing you can say I might like you, Jake. 1569 01:25:14,142 --> 01:25:15,973 OK, fine, maybe... maybe not. 1570 01:25:16,010 --> 01:25:18,740 But there's something I have to tell you. 1571 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:22,106 Go for that. 1572 01:25:26,020 --> 01:25:28,545 I'm not Italian. 1573 01:25:29,858 --> 01:25:32,258 Go home, Jake. You're drunk. 1574 01:25:32,293 --> 01:25:34,557 You're drunk! 1575 01:25:36,764 --> 01:25:38,755 Marisa! 1576 01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:42,035 I am from Poland! 1577 01:25:59,954 --> 01:26:01,979 I saw you, asshole. 1578 01:26:11,733 --> 01:26:13,394 Hey, buddy. 1579 01:26:24,879 --> 01:26:27,040 Oh, my God! 1580 01:26:28,049 --> 01:26:30,017 - Oh, my God! - Turn it off! 1581 01:26:30,051 --> 01:26:32,281 What are you... What are you doing? 1582 01:26:32,320 --> 01:26:35,847 - Like 'shh'? - Mario told me everything. 1583 01:26:35,890 --> 01:26:38,723 I'm leaving you, Jake. Tomorrow morning. 1584 01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:41,024 So what the hell are you still doing in my bed? 1585 01:26:41,062 --> 01:26:43,553 I didn't want to wake the kids. 1586 01:26:43,598 --> 01:26:45,589 Oh, well that's great! 1587 01:27:01,916 --> 01:27:04,316 - Have you ever read it? - 'The Old Man and the Sea'? 1588 01:27:06,054 --> 01:27:08,147 Yeah, that's great. 1589 01:27:14,505 --> 01:27:16,163 It's over. I'm going to be gay. 1590 01:27:16,197 --> 01:27:18,529 From now on, only birds for me. 1591 01:27:19,534 --> 01:27:22,628 - It's genetic, you don't choose it. - False. False. 1592 01:27:22,670 --> 01:27:25,036 Freud says there is a sexual continuum. 1593 01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:29,134 Freud is not always right. Want sausage is absolutely genetic. 1594 01:27:29,177 --> 01:27:30,701 I've had enough! OK? 1595 01:27:30,745 --> 01:27:34,146 We need to delve deeper into management of anger in the next session? 1596 01:27:34,182 --> 01:27:37,117 I can't have that do with you today. Get out of here! 1597 01:27:37,151 --> 01:27:38,516 - Out. Out! - Hey, Jake. 1598 01:27:38,553 --> 01:27:40,783 - What is it? - I'll set you up with my cousin. 1599 01:27:40,822 --> 01:27:42,881 - He likes sausages. - What? 1600 01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:46,018 What are you doing? What is he doing? Where are you going? 1601 01:27:46,060 --> 01:27:47,584 We should have did it a long time ago. 1602 01:27:47,629 --> 01:27:49,654 - What are you... - It's for your own good. 1603 01:27:49,697 --> 01:27:51,460 - Huh? - Anger is a cry for help. 1604 01:27:51,499 --> 01:27:52,761 - Get out of here. Out! - It is! 1605 01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:54,461 - Out! - OK. All right, all right. 1606 01:27:54,502 --> 01:27:56,493 Don't push. 1607 01:27:59,574 --> 01:28:01,166 What don't you understand? 1608 01:28:01,209 --> 01:28:03,177 He's not here. 1609 01:28:04,012 --> 01:28:06,003 Agree! 1610 01:28:09,017 --> 01:28:11,713 - You can't stay here. - I'm not leaving until I see her. 1611 01:28:11,753 --> 01:28:14,688 Then you'll make mold and you will die waiting. 1612 01:28:22,964 --> 01:28:25,296 Hey, you, stalker! 1613 01:28:25,333 --> 01:28:27,426 It's time to go. 1614 01:28:27,468 --> 01:28:30,028 I said not me I'm leaving until I see her. 1615 01:28:30,071 --> 01:28:32,471 You can't see it. He's not here. 1616 01:28:32,507 --> 01:28:35,772 She went to Italy. Veterinarians Without Borders. 1617 01:28:36,644 --> 01:28:38,635 I've been here all day. 1618 01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:41,410 Why didn't you tell me? 1619 01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:43,913 We did it! 1620 01:28:43,951 --> 01:28:45,942 He's my soulmate. 1621 01:28:48,089 --> 01:28:50,557 There is no such thing like a soul mate. 1622 01:28:50,591 --> 01:28:52,957 You only want it because you can't have it. 1623 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:55,155 When you found this new road, you left the old one. 1624 01:28:55,196 --> 01:28:57,255 - Now you're stuck on the other side. - I love her. 1625 01:28:57,298 --> 01:28:59,266 If you love her, how could you have Isabella? 1626 01:28:59,300 --> 01:29:01,530 - I didn't have Isabella. - Yes, but you would have liked to. 1627 01:29:01,569 --> 01:29:03,901 You didn't have enough time. It's transfer. 1628 01:29:03,938 --> 01:29:05,269 Transfer. 1629 01:29:05,306 --> 01:29:07,570 You hold on desperately to relationships that don't work, 1630 01:29:07,608 --> 01:29:10,270 to hold on later the death of your parents. 1631 01:29:10,311 --> 01:29:12,404 Oh, now it's about my parents. 1632 01:29:12,447 --> 01:29:13,675 Yes'! 1633 01:29:13,715 --> 01:29:18,084 It has nothing to do with feelings or... or search for a soul mate? 1634 01:29:18,119 --> 01:29:20,587 Isabella is one literary metaphor. 1635 01:29:21,456 --> 01:29:24,789 There are no things as a literary metaphor. 1636 01:29:24,826 --> 01:29:26,225 It's a simile. 1637 01:29:26,260 --> 01:29:28,387 Mr. Walt Whitman here goes to three evening classes, 1638 01:29:28,429 --> 01:29:30,897 and suddenly it's a Doctor of English Literature? 1639 01:29:30,932 --> 01:29:34,959 - Huh? - Listen. Isabella represents yours. 1640 01:29:35,002 --> 01:29:37,163 Marisa is to move forward and accept their death. 1641 01:29:37,205 --> 01:29:39,799 Oh, how profound. You have it Did you also learn this in school? 1642 01:29:39,841 --> 01:29:43,140 There's no need for night school. He's from second grade. Basic stuff. 1643 01:29:43,177 --> 01:29:46,704 'Basic stuff'? It's just the base of modern psychoanalytic theory. 1644 01:29:46,748 --> 01:29:49,182 If you don't want to call Freud a second grade student. 1645 01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:52,084 You know what? If the theories of Freud are based on similarities, 1646 01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:55,317 - then maybe I'll call it that. - Freud was all shit. What do you think? 1647 01:29:55,356 --> 01:29:58,416 - The first stage is anger. - I'm not angry, Steve. 1648 01:29:58,459 --> 01:29:59,653 And then the rejection. 1649 01:29:59,694 --> 01:30:04,222 You know, when I had your age there were no planes. 1650 01:30:04,265 --> 01:30:06,324 Planes have been around since the 1920s. 1651 01:30:06,367 --> 01:30:08,733 Commercial airplanes They've been around since the 1940s. 1652 01:30:08,770 --> 01:30:12,331 Details, details. If you want Marisa, then fly to her. 1653 01:30:12,373 --> 01:30:14,807 Fly! You know, like says that song. 1654 01:30:14,842 --> 01:30:17,333 - Which? - There might be one. 1655 01:30:30,124 --> 01:30:32,092 He's my soulmate. 1656 01:30:32,126 --> 01:30:34,686 They don't have the air conditioned in Italy. 1657 01:30:34,729 --> 01:30:37,027 I don't know why, maybe they got it from the Greeks. 1658 01:30:37,064 --> 01:30:41,057 So, you have to take gods newspapers, immerse them in water, 1659 01:30:41,102 --> 01:30:44,868 you wrap it up to hold it moist and fresh. 1660 01:30:44,906 --> 01:30:46,396 Understood? 1661 01:30:46,441 --> 01:30:48,671 Now, Francesca yes will take care of everything. 1662 01:30:48,709 --> 01:30:50,734 - But don't screw it up. - I won't screw this up. 1663 01:30:50,778 --> 01:30:52,575 - I like this girl. - Me too. 1664 01:30:52,613 --> 01:30:54,205 And I want you to come back here with this. 1665 01:30:54,248 --> 01:30:55,875 - OK. All right. - OK? 1666 01:30:56,484 --> 01:30:57,746 I'll kill you if you don't. 1667 01:31:00,988 --> 01:31:02,979 It's a beautiful ring. 1668 01:31:03,024 --> 01:31:05,049 Jackie, do me a favor. 1669 01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:08,151 Take this for Frankie, and 1670 01:31:09,163 --> 01:31:11,495 put it between a lot of costume jewellery 1671 01:31:11,532 --> 01:31:13,625 not so at customs They'll notice, okay? 1672 01:31:14,702 --> 01:31:16,693 - Go. Thanks. - Yes'. 1673 01:31:18,639 --> 01:31:20,937 My cousin will take care of you there. 1674 01:31:20,975 --> 01:31:24,638 Alexander has the best fabric in the world. 1675 01:31:24,679 --> 01:31:27,375 Excluded here. The cut... 1676 01:31:29,383 --> 01:31:31,374 Okay. Thank you, Silvano. 1677 01:32:09,790 --> 01:32:11,155 HI. 1678 01:32:11,192 --> 01:32:14,628 Speak - you - English? 1679 01:32:16,966 --> 01:32:18,007 Already'. 1680 01:32:21,969 --> 01:32:24,403 Hello, Jake. How is it going? 1681 01:32:25,606 --> 01:32:29,235 Your - aunt - Theresa... 1682 01:32:29,277 --> 01:32:33,577 he said he could help me. 1683 01:32:56,170 --> 01:32:57,228 Do you speak English? 1684 01:33:00,741 --> 01:33:02,470 Does he speak, like, a little bit of English? 1685 01:33:02,510 --> 01:33:04,740 A little. 1686 01:33:04,779 --> 01:33:06,770 I have to find a guest of yours. 1687 01:33:07,882 --> 01:33:10,043 Veterinarian Marisa Costa? 1688 01:33:14,555 --> 01:33:19,390 Ninth. No, it's not one doctor. She's a veterinarian. 1689 01:33:24,098 --> 01:33:27,431 Ninth. Costa Veterinary. Italian. 1690 01:33:33,007 --> 01:33:35,441 She's Italian. I know she's Italian. 1691 01:33:35,476 --> 01:33:38,001 She told me she's Italian. 1692 01:33:38,045 --> 01:33:40,172 So, let's see. 1693 01:33:53,861 --> 01:33:55,294 I need one room next to his. 1694 01:33:56,864 --> 01:33:59,128 I-I... I need... I need a... To sleep... 1695 01:33:59,166 --> 01:34:03,227 Sleeping, 'sleeping' next to hers room. I want to be his neighbor. 1696 01:34:28,829 --> 01:34:31,127 Perfect. How many nights, sir? 1697 01:34:33,601 --> 01:34:36,035 Marisa, I know I am he was an idiot. 1698 01:34:37,672 --> 01:34:39,833 And I'm sorry. 1699 01:34:39,874 --> 01:34:42,240 But... I love you so much. 1700 01:34:42,276 --> 01:34:46,110 And I want to pass the rest of my life with you. 1701 01:34:51,719 --> 01:34:53,710 Besides, you lied too. 1702 01:34:53,754 --> 01:34:54,982 You're Spanish. 1703 01:34:58,392 --> 01:35:00,656 Don't say it, Jake. Don't say it. 1704 01:35:05,599 --> 01:35:07,658 Soul mates. 1705 01:35:15,609 --> 01:35:17,474 Hey. Can I help you? 1706 01:35:18,379 --> 01:35:21,746 Yes'. I was... I was looking for my... 1707 01:35:24,485 --> 01:35:26,077 My... 1708 01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:28,486 Do you... do you have shampoo? 1709 01:35:29,824 --> 01:35:32,349 - Shampoo? - Yes'. 1710 01:35:34,261 --> 01:35:36,695 - Certain. Yes'. Wait. - OK. 1711 01:35:43,771 --> 01:35:46,205 - Here it is. It's my girlfriend's. - Yes'. 1712 01:35:46,240 --> 01:35:48,208 - About your girlfriend. - Yes. 1713 01:35:48,242 --> 01:35:50,767 And the robe too. 1714 01:35:50,811 --> 01:35:53,871 Look, keep it. I'll tell you that the waitress took it. 1715 01:35:58,085 --> 01:35:59,245 Well. Bye-bye. 1716 01:36:07,995 --> 01:36:10,190 Do you know what I would love to do tomorrow? 1717 01:36:10,231 --> 01:36:13,098 - Let's go... Let's go for a hike. - I can't, I have to work. 1718 01:36:13,134 --> 01:36:15,227 I have to wake up at, like, 6. 1719 01:36:16,203 --> 01:36:18,034 Okay... 1720 01:36:18,072 --> 01:36:20,540 Well, then you know what? Let's go get some ice cream. 1721 01:36:20,574 --> 01:36:22,166 - Ice-cream? - Now. Come on. 1722 01:36:22,209 --> 01:36:24,404 - Really? They have cable TV. - I know. 1723 01:36:24,445 --> 01:36:25,742 - Cable TV here? - Already'. 1724 01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:27,680 - Three channels. - I know, but... 1725 01:36:27,715 --> 01:36:30,411 Have you seen the German one? No, sorry. 1726 01:36:34,021 --> 01:36:36,148 Jake. 1727 01:36:36,190 --> 01:36:38,522 This is Michael. 1728 01:36:38,559 --> 01:36:40,789 Michael, this is Jake. 1729 01:36:41,328 --> 01:36:43,592 - Jake... Boston's Jake? - Michael? 1730 01:36:43,631 --> 01:36:47,294 - Hey. I've heard a lot about you. - I thought he was buried dead. 1731 01:36:47,334 --> 01:36:48,926 - Excuse me. What? - That's what I heard. 1732 01:36:48,969 --> 01:36:50,960 Jake. 1733 01:36:55,242 --> 01:36:56,766 Will you marry me? 1734 01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:02,105 No! No, get up. 1735 01:37:02,149 --> 01:37:05,482 Come on. This thing It's burning in my pocket. 1736 01:37:08,222 --> 01:37:10,520 - I thought you two were just friends. - We are. 1737 01:37:10,558 --> 01:37:12,549 I miss you so much. 1738 01:37:13,794 --> 01:37:15,921 I just want to be with you. 1739 01:37:16,697 --> 01:37:19,131 Hey, he said no, so 1740 01:37:19,166 --> 01:37:21,259 Would you mind leaving us alone? 1741 01:37:21,302 --> 01:37:22,667 It's our anniversary. 1742 01:37:22,703 --> 01:37:25,194 Exactly two weeks ago, I gave her an orgasm 1743 01:37:25,239 --> 01:37:27,434 that you can't not even touching with a vibrator. 1744 01:37:27,474 --> 01:37:29,101 Enough, Jake. Really. 1745 01:37:29,143 --> 01:37:30,940 You're kidding, right? 1746 01:37:30,978 --> 01:37:31,967 Real? 1747 01:37:33,314 --> 01:37:36,613 It's something between Marisa and me. It doesn't concern you. 1748 01:37:36,650 --> 01:37:38,345 Did you have fun with my woman? 1749 01:37:41,222 --> 01:37:43,156 Do you want to marry me? 1750 01:37:45,993 --> 01:37:47,517 Get up. 1751 01:37:48,128 --> 01:37:49,652 - Come on. Get up. Up, up, up! - What? 1752 01:37:49,697 --> 01:37:51,756 Get up. 1753 01:37:51,799 --> 01:37:54,029 You had fun with my woman. 1754 01:37:54,068 --> 01:37:57,265 I'll kill you. Yes, and then I'll cut your balls off, 1755 01:37:57,304 --> 01:37:58,862 and I'll make a medal out of it. 1756 01:37:58,906 --> 01:38:00,567 What... what are you doing with my balls? 1757 01:38:00,608 --> 01:38:03,099 - I mean, you Italian guys. - Do you have a Greek complex? 1758 01:38:03,143 --> 01:38:04,804 - Greek complex. Good. - Oh, no! 1759 01:38:04,845 --> 01:38:07,143 - We'll rearrange your equipment. - I like your peach shirt. 1760 01:38:07,181 --> 01:38:09,706 Do you like fishing? Look at you. 1761 01:38:10,885 --> 01:38:12,819 Where are you going? You're going in circles. 1762 01:38:12,853 --> 01:38:15,014 - I can go all night. - You can't. 1763 01:38:15,055 --> 01:38:17,319 You asked me if I have a dream. 1764 01:38:21,195 --> 01:38:22,958 You are my dream. I love you. 1765 01:38:24,098 --> 01:38:25,793 No, Michael, don't hurt him. 1766 01:38:25,833 --> 01:38:27,528 Do you want a hug? 1767 01:38:47,788 --> 01:38:50,154 - Marisa. - Good morning. 1768 01:38:52,393 --> 01:38:54,224 Where are they? 1769 01:39:01,802 --> 01:39:03,929 Are you OK? 1770 01:39:04,939 --> 01:39:07,032 Did I win? 1771 01:39:07,074 --> 01:39:09,065 Yes'. You won. 1772 01:39:15,649 --> 01:39:17,742 Now get up. 1773 01:39:17,785 --> 01:39:19,582 You get up. 1774 01:39:20,187 --> 01:39:21,848 Let's go for a run. 1775 01:39:23,223 --> 01:39:24,884 It doesn't exist. 1776 01:39:25,893 --> 01:39:28,487 I can't take it another kick in the ass. 1777 01:39:38,238 --> 01:39:41,264 You don't have to make fun of me. You can move on if you want. 1778 01:39:41,308 --> 01:39:45,005 - Your poor face. - I am fine. I swear. 1779 01:39:45,045 --> 01:39:47,138 - I don't remember your answer. - My answer? 1780 01:39:47,181 --> 01:39:49,172 So, will you marry me? 1781 01:39:49,216 --> 01:39:51,480 - Can you beat me to the rocks? - No. 1782 01:39:51,518 --> 01:39:54,851 - Well, can you at least try? - Say really... I don't want... 1783 01:40:14,002 --> 01:40:20,005 (Editor's note: the film continues!) 1784 01:41:00,002 --> 01:41:04,005 But we all want to be Italian 1785 01:41:07,929 --> 01:41:12,724 Translation: chiaradaisy, fedi_rai valefirth, gelsomina85 [IScrew] 1786 01:41:13,929 --> 01:41:17,724 Review: chiaradaisy 1787 01:41:18,435 --> 01:41:23,870 These subtitles are from www.ITALIANSHARE.net 1788 01:41:24,935 --> 01:41:29,870 If you are looking for other subtitled films, come and visit us. 1789 01:41:30,935 --> 01:41:35,870 If you know a language, come and subtitle with us. 1790 01:41:36,935 --> 01:41:41,870 --==Italianshare==-- www.italianshare.net 1791 01:43:13,954 --> 01:43:16,718 You know that no one will buy your philosophical bullshit, right? 1792 01:43:16,757 --> 01:43:19,817 Of course they will! A psychologist more messed up than his patients? 1793 01:43:19,860 --> 01:43:22,385 How can they not heal? 1794 01:43:22,429 --> 01:43:24,192 Steve, why not do you just stay here? 1795 01:43:24,231 --> 01:43:27,166 Come to Harvard with me. They have master with excellent programs. 1796 01:43:27,201 --> 01:43:29,761 Between us, there could be sixth grade psychology. 1797 01:43:29,803 --> 01:43:32,636 Ninth. I'm done with Boston, and with its weather. 1798 01:43:32,673 --> 01:43:34,664 California has crazy enough already, 1799 01:43:34,708 --> 01:43:36,461 so I imagined that Arizona was perfect. 1800 01:43:36,611 --> 01:43:36,981 Well. 1801 01:43:37,578 --> 01:43:40,604 - They don't know what awaits them. - This will make a great photo. 1802 01:43:40,647 --> 01:43:42,114 - Let's do one. Done. - Yes'. 1803 01:43:42,149 --> 01:43:44,014 Dad, come here and take a picture. 1804 01:43:44,051 --> 01:43:46,383 Just a minute. 1805 01:43:46,420 --> 01:43:49,412 So, the last name is Baba? 1806 01:43:49,456 --> 01:43:51,549 Baba. He's not Italian. 1807 01:43:51,592 --> 01:43:53,150 No, he's Romanian. 1808 01:43:53,193 --> 01:43:56,492 But Romania is called so because of Roman history. 1809 01:43:56,530 --> 01:43:59,124 The Romans came to mine city of Jassi, which is to the east... 1810 01:44:01,902 --> 01:44:05,429 Have you ever... have you ever been to Italy? 1811 01:44:05,472 --> 01:44:08,305 Yes'. When I had 15 years. I used to work in a bar, 1812 01:44:08,342 --> 01:44:10,435 but I don't speak the language very well. 1813 01:44:10,477 --> 01:44:12,638 And with a piece of paper... 1814 01:44:14,948 --> 01:44:18,213 - Do you speak Italian? - A little, I understand it well. 1815 01:44:18,252 --> 01:44:19,879 But I can learn it better. 1816 01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:21,751 Well. Do you like... fish? 1817 01:44:21,788 --> 01:44:24,552 Oh, I love fish. I grew up nearby to a river, and I went fishing... 1818 01:44:24,591 --> 01:44:27,219 Good. Can you clean a halibut? 1819 01:44:27,261 --> 01:44:29,889 Oh, yes, very very fast and very clean, yes. 1820 01:44:29,930 --> 01:44:32,091 Yes'. 1821 01:44:32,132 --> 01:44:34,396 Now, the most important thing. 1822 01:44:34,434 --> 01:44:36,561 Do you like Italians? 1823 01:44:37,938 --> 01:44:39,997 Obviously, I love them. 1824 01:44:40,040 --> 01:44:43,441 Everyone wants to be Italian! 1825 01:44:43,477 --> 01:44:46,640 The job is yours. Well, good. Can you get started right away? 1826 01:44:46,680 --> 01:44:48,671 Yes'. 1827 01:44:52,520 --> 01:44:54,509 We're done. 1828 01:44:54,635 --> 01:44:57,870 --==Italianshare==-- www.italianshare.net